Puddle of Mudd is some of the most authentic divorced dad music out there
August 12, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Puddle of Mudd is some of the most authentic divorced dad music out there
Those cats are cooking, swinging, etc.
August 12, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Those cats are cooking, swinging, etc.
My foster son was getting too woke so I sent him back to county 🤬🖕
August 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
My foster son was getting too woke so I sent him back to county 🤬🖕
I'm like one of those annoying guys from ancient greece who stood outside yelling stuff except instead of philosophy it's usually unfunny jokes and crying about my emotions
August 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
I'm like one of those annoying guys from ancient greece who stood outside yelling stuff except instead of philosophy it's usually unfunny jokes and crying about my emotions
It's funny to see the gimmick accounts on here try to rebuild what they had on Twitter
August 12, 2023 at 3:23 PM
It's funny to see the gimmick accounts on here try to rebuild what they had on Twitter
Pee and poo are named perfectly
August 12, 2023 at 11:52 AM
Pee and poo are named perfectly
They should call this app rainbow sky because it's overrun with the gays. I'm outta here
August 12, 2023 at 11:51 AM
They should call this app rainbow sky because it's overrun with the gays. I'm outta here
Woke is a joke!
Like and reskeet if you laughed
Like and reskeet if you laughed
August 12, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Woke is a joke!
Like and reskeet if you laughed
Like and reskeet if you laughed
Mom: eat your fish, it's not that hot!
The Sexy fish from Nemo on my plate : .............
Mom: nevermind
The Sexy fish from Nemo on my plate : .............
Mom: nevermind
August 12, 2023 at 11:43 AM
Mom: eat your fish, it's not that hot!
The Sexy fish from Nemo on my plate : .............
Mom: nevermind
The Sexy fish from Nemo on my plate : .............
Mom: nevermind
Talking to people seems impossible right now you're going to have to make do with 45 skeets in a row
August 12, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Talking to people seems impossible right now you're going to have to make do with 45 skeets in a row
Q is just O with a little penis
August 12, 2023 at 11:35 AM
Q is just O with a little penis
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Reposted by Mew
A funny thing that everyone missed in the chaos of Covid waves was The Offspring firing their drummer because he was anti-vax and the lead guy is a PhD in Molecular Biology and didn’t have time for that shit and then the drummer ended up joining Tim Pool’s midlife crisis band
August 12, 2023 at 2:58 AM
A funny thing that everyone missed in the chaos of Covid waves was The Offspring firing their drummer because he was anti-vax and the lead guy is a PhD in Molecular Biology and didn’t have time for that shit and then the drummer ended up joining Tim Pool’s midlife crisis band
This is already what it's like to live my life every single day
Imagine living in D&D world. 5% of the time you try to do something you just fuck it up so bad you hurt yourself or cause a huge problem for everyone
August 12, 2023 at 11:30 AM
This is already what it's like to live my life every single day
My grandma didn't laugh at my high effort cozy fren frog edit do I kill myself or do I push her down the stairs
August 12, 2023 at 11:26 AM
My grandma didn't laugh at my high effort cozy fren frog edit do I kill myself or do I push her down the stairs
If anyone makes a Walter White x Reader fic it should definitely be called My Chemical Romance
August 12, 2023 at 11:25 AM
If anyone makes a Walter White x Reader fic it should definitely be called My Chemical Romance
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit and the pizza man said fuck work. Only at miller Grove 😂🤣🤣😭😂
August 12, 2023 at 11:21 AM
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit and the pizza man said fuck work. Only at miller Grove 😂🤣🤣😭😂
She like my skeet till I blue sky
August 12, 2023 at 11:21 AM
She like my skeet till I blue sky
Impersonating a dentist so I can scrape girl teeth and lick the plaque off the tools when they're not looking
August 12, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Impersonating a dentist so I can scrape girl teeth and lick the plaque off the tools when they're not looking
Patrick is so happy because he's unemployed and lives under a rock with no furniture
August 12, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Patrick is so happy because he's unemployed and lives under a rock with no furniture
I could never be a cave guy cuz what if I dropped a huge rock on my foot and said UGH but my cave wife mishears it as GRUGH and leaves me for a Chug
August 12, 2023 at 10:59 AM
I could never be a cave guy cuz what if I dropped a huge rock on my foot and said UGH but my cave wife mishears it as GRUGH and leaves me for a Chug
I gave Elon musk 8 dollars back in '97 when he was grifting as a 'homeless guy'
That con man has no shame and never will
That con man has no shame and never will
August 12, 2023 at 10:50 AM
I gave Elon musk 8 dollars back in '97 when he was grifting as a 'homeless guy'
That con man has no shame and never will
That con man has no shame and never will
Drinking while pregnant so my daughter gets Fetal alcohol syndrome because the phenotype looks cute and attracts high value men
August 12, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Drinking while pregnant so my daughter gets Fetal alcohol syndrome because the phenotype looks cute and attracts high value men