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Matt Gaetz shivering under a blanket watching The Fly, a horrifying metaphor for children transitioning, turning them into ugly unfuckable monsters
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Matt Gaetz shivering under a blanket watching The Fly, a horrifying metaphor for children transitioning, turning them into ugly unfuckable monsters
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This 31 year old man still wipes his ass the Old-Fashioned Way.
I wipe the SHIT outta my ass
December 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
This 31 year old man still wipes his ass the Old-Fashioned Way.
Child of a broken polycule 😔
December 12, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Child of a broken polycule 😔
The average American swallows 35 flies a day
December 12, 2024 at 7:33 AM
The average American swallows 35 flies a day
My piss comes out with nearly 3 times the velocity of the average man. Doctor even said it's TOO fast and tried to put me on piss thickeners, but I'll be damned if I let some hoity-toity med school grad take away the only thing I have
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 AM
My piss comes out with nearly 3 times the velocity of the average man. Doctor even said it's TOO fast and tried to put me on piss thickeners, but I'll be damned if I let some hoity-toity med school grad take away the only thing I have
Boner got me walkin different
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Boner got me walkin different
Give 'er the ole glottal throttle 💯
December 12, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Give 'er the ole glottal throttle 💯
Wifejak? I SURE HOPE SHE DOES 🤣🤣
December 12, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Wifejak? I SURE HOPE SHE DOES 🤣🤣
I wipe the SHIT outta my ass
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I wipe the SHIT outta my ass
Solipsism is a moron's philosophy. Oh yeah? You think you're the only one conscious? You're the main character? Buddy, you're not even the one who came up with that idea lmao
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Solipsism is a moron's philosophy. Oh yeah? You think you're the only one conscious? You're the main character? Buddy, you're not even the one who came up with that idea lmao
When it comes to gay conversion therapy, I'm the judge, jury, and electrocutioner
December 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM
When it comes to gay conversion therapy, I'm the judge, jury, and electrocutioner
Flying fish be like: AYYYEEE I'M WALKIN HEA!
December 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Flying fish be like: AYYYEEE I'M WALKIN HEA!
She giving me dome the Ocky way. It involves a pop tart somehow
December 12, 2024 at 7:17 AM
She giving me dome the Ocky way. It involves a pop tart somehow
Gonna transfer some Twitter bangers bc why not
December 12, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Gonna transfer some Twitter bangers bc why not
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they're called waiting rooms because whenever you get to one, it was already there
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
they're called waiting rooms because whenever you get to one, it was already there
Having just listened to the new Kendrick album, I think it's safe to say I'm the best rapper alive
November 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Having just listened to the new Kendrick album, I think it's safe to say I'm the best rapper alive
It's crazy how much more ramped up the right wing stuff on Twitter is now. Feels like there's absolutely no counter balance over there anymore.
November 19, 2024 at 9:03 AM
It's crazy how much more ramped up the right wing stuff on Twitter is now. Feels like there's absolutely no counter balance over there anymore.
We're all lowbies now, it kinda feels like the wild west in here I like it
November 18, 2024 at 11:14 AM
We're all lowbies now, it kinda feels like the wild west in here I like it
Gonna start checking this more often and being more active in here. Also, listen to Car Bomb
November 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Gonna start checking this more often and being more active in here. Also, listen to Car Bomb
Idk if I'm ever gonna fully migrate here, but if I do I absolutely need to find more of my friends first
November 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Idk if I'm ever gonna fully migrate here, but if I do I absolutely need to find more of my friends first
Firing one off to keep this account warm while Twitter slowly collapses into itself
September 27, 2023 at 7:56 AM
Firing one off to keep this account warm while Twitter slowly collapses into itself