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You know who it is
We sent for you 😎
January 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You can do it, I believe in you! 🙏
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Matt Gaetz shivering under a blanket watching The Fly, a horrifying metaphor for children transitioning, turning them into ugly unfuckable monsters
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
It's French for "smear around"
December 13, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I legit think I might be shadowbanned on Twitter or that my engagement is purposefully throttled. All of these are from my Twitter page, but have half the likes/engagement despite some of them being up for months
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I'm a little confused as to what KIND of game it's gonna be, but tbh fromsoft's track record is so good for me rn that I'm willing to go for it regardless
December 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM
You're a treasure, ty 🙏
December 13, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Unfortunately, that is the case 😔
December 13, 2024 at 3:39 AM
New self, who this?
December 13, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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This 31 year old man still wipes his ass the Old-Fashioned Way.
I wipe the SHIT outta my ass
December 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
This is why I need you around. You have unique problem solving skills
December 12, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Child of a broken polycule 😔
December 12, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Keep writing man, never stop writing 🙏
December 12, 2024 at 8:38 AM
The average American swallows 35 flies a day
December 12, 2024 at 7:33 AM
My piss comes out with nearly 3 times the velocity of the average man. Doctor even said it's TOO fast and tried to put me on piss thickeners, but I'll be damned if I let some hoity-toity med school grad take away the only thing I have
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Boner got me walkin different
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Give 'er the ole glottal throttle 💯
December 12, 2024 at 7:29 AM
I'm transferring underrated bangers from my Twitter account 😎
December 12, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Wifejak? I SURE HOPE SHE DOES 🤣🤣
December 12, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I wipe the SHIT outta my ass
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Solipsism is a moron's philosophy. Oh yeah? You think you're the only one conscious? You're the main character? Buddy, you're not even the one who came up with that idea lmao
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 AM
When it comes to gay conversion therapy, I'm the judge, jury, and electrocutioner
December 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Flying fish be like: AYYYEEE I'M WALKIN HEA!
December 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM
She giving me dome the Ocky way. It involves a pop tart somehow
December 12, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Gonna transfer some Twitter bangers bc why not
December 12, 2024 at 7:17 AM