Matt
@metric-ton.bsky.social
Practicing geneticist, part-time saxophonist, lover of languages, bad at speaking. Working so my cats can get into a good school one day.
I sat directly behind Jane Fonda at a TIFF screening a few years ago, girl doesn’t need somebody tapping her on the shoulder
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I sat directly behind Jane Fonda at a TIFF screening a few years ago, girl doesn’t need somebody tapping her on the shoulder
The episode of Grey’s Anatomy with the plane crash made me lose my mind
What’s an episode of a TV show that was so bad it made you quit watching it altogether?
For me, it was this 2012 Doctor Who Christmas special, which contained the same tired “Doctor WHO?” joke no fewer than four times
For me, it was this 2012 Doctor Who Christmas special, which contained the same tired “Doctor WHO?” joke no fewer than four times
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The episode of Grey’s Anatomy with the plane crash made me lose my mind
Changed out of my school uniform a full hour after school ended as I was heading Somewhere Not School, got in trouble with the head of school literally on the way out the door (this man was as old as time and was literally just a figurehead, weird fuckin’ school)
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Changed out of my school uniform a full hour after school ended as I was heading Somewhere Not School, got in trouble with the head of school literally on the way out the door (this man was as old as time and was literally just a figurehead, weird fuckin’ school)