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Thog
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Me Thog, left stinky Twitter due to musk man. The best caveman on twitter now on bluesky.
Thog want steak
November 20, 2023 at 10:09 PM
OOC Post: back in the day THIS was our "big meal for the week" lol. Struggle meals were different.
November 19, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Is Thog gay? Is Thog straight? No. Thog is Thog. You will never know Thogs sexuality.
November 15, 2023 at 1:12 PM
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Me, my wife and the burrito I intimidated the Chipotle employee into overstuffing
November 14, 2023 at 8:09 PM
If your idea of “dressing country” is a big cowboy hat along with a blazer and probably slacks you aren’t “dressing country” you’re just gentrifying country style.
November 14, 2023 at 3:45 PM
You’ve heard of girl dinner. Now get ready for boy breakfast. All we need now is non-binary lunch and gender-fluid brunch and we are all set.
November 14, 2023 at 2:34 PM
It legal requirement that every time your cat stretches you go “oooooooooh big stretch!”
November 14, 2023 at 1:34 PM
“Man why don’t girls talk to me.”

Because you attempt to speak to each girl with desire to mate. Speak to women in clan like friend and you be amazed how much easier it is.

Me Thog.
November 14, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Thog give advice.

If partner want play game with you, let them win. Small victories may help their mood when they need it most.
November 14, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Good morning to everyone it is morning for. Thog love you.
November 14, 2023 at 12:52 PM
Hell yeah I’m gay.

Good
At
Yelling into the void
November 14, 2023 at 12:15 AM
So is everyone ready to talk about f1nnster exploiting trans people for views yet or are we ignoring it because they’re hot. Me Thog.
November 14, 2023 at 12:10 AM
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what “hoop dreams” means to me
November 13, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Thog not gay. But five shiny rock five shiny rock
November 13, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Thog believe sex work real work. Me Thog.
November 13, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Thog like play game where Thog slowly increase temperature of water in shower until it max hot. Me Thog. Master of hot water.
November 13, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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finnster i hardly know 'er send skeet
November 13, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Wait Thog confused… are posts on this new cave walls called… skeets?
November 13, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Thog taking shower under waterfall. Thog may be caveman but he not stinky.
November 13, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Ooooooh wee oooooooh thog look just like thoggy holly
November 13, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Ok Thog be back in hour, Thog better have one million followers by time he get back or nobody get Mammoth tonight.
November 13, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Thog reading Mein Kampf on public transit but making sure to overexaggerate his head shaking and ask man sitting next to him "Can you believe this shit?" Every few pages so people not think he Nazi.
November 13, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Thog no want be funky on Friday night. Thog sleep on Friday night when sun god go away.
November 13, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Hmm... today Thog hunt mammoth for clan.
November 13, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Thog sleepy but Thog setting up cave for new clan here, me Thog.
November 13, 2023 at 7:16 PM