hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad

@jesseduquette.bsky.social

we’re still the best country

who says no?

I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.

‘We don’t want you to see the report that proves our nominee for Attorney General didn’t have sex with minors.’

- Republicans

Truth be told, it does seem kind of silly to have the FBI do background checks on presidential appointees when the president is a convicted criminal and an adjudicated digital rapist.

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