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Gareth
@metaphwoar.bsky.social
Brit in New Orleans
Baking/Comedy/Wrestling
Everyone incredulous when I tell them I'm going camping for thanksgiving
"in a tent?!"
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@anyaustin.bsky.social saw a small plane went down in Lake Pontchartrain and wanted to check you're OK?
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I love the New Orleans Halloween tradition of the Quintron and Miss Pussycat show.
Ridiculous fun and the most creative costumes and people all in one place
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Our tiny sweet cat Hank had to have all his teeth pulled out. We were so worried about him, but he's home, doing well and receiving all the pets his heart desires
July 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's full album Friday at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social!

Starting off with Angel Olsen - MY WOMAN

Any requests?
March 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If the prerequisite is that every member of the band has got to be white this is where you land...
You know Comus is super racist because they somehow managed to hire the worst band in New Orleans. #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Excited to see these hideous freaks at the comus ball.

the dancing heads will be good too
#rexcomus
March 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Errol Laborde? More like Errol Labored Breathing #rexcomus
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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One year ago today @metaphwoar.bsky.social and I got legally married at the WWOZ studios, the wedding cake was a king cake handmade by our neighbor, dinner was poboys from Verti Marte and we ended the night doing karaoke at a gay bar with friends.
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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What follows is a step-by-step guide on how you can identify an illegal STR on your block and help ensure that your neighborhood remains exactly that—a neighborhood...
A Step-by-Step Guide to Reporting Illegal Short-Term Rentals
When Airbnb first emerged around 2010, the idea of short-term rentals (STRs) was ostensibly a benevolent one—homeowners with a spare bedroom or tenants leaving town for a few days could rent out their...
antigravitymagazine.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Lovely walk with Chyna this afternoon
November 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Really liked My Old Ass, but was expecting more Aubrey Plaza and can't get over the guy was called Chad
November 18, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Kermeat
please let me share this abomination i found during sandwich research
November 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Perfect patio weather in New Orleans at long last. Enjoying a quick pint before getting a haircut. Cheers!
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
So thankful to have a trip back to the UK for Christmas on the calendar after this last week
November 11, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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okay. I was unexpectedly offered a 11/19 date for an orchiectomy, and I am taking it — who knows what the future of trans medicine holds! It’s more expensive than I thought it would be, so I am asking for some help.

gofund.me/1201fa90
Donate to Help Colette Attain Gender Affirming Surgery, organized by Colette Arrand
Rather unexpectedly, I am getting an orchiectomy. Its estimated cost is ju… Colette Arrand needs your support for Help Colette Attain Gender Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
November 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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for Texas Monthly I had the honor of talking to a true-blue Texan legend: Dustin Rhodes. We discussed the rich legacy of wrestling in the Lone Star State, how he's giving back to the future of the sport, & why he loves to bleed🩸🩸🩸 www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
Why Dustin Rhodes Still Bleeds for Professional Wrestling
Thirty-six years into a career that began before many of his opponents were born, the Austin native isn’t close to hanging up his tights.
www.texasmonthly.com
October 16, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Redubbing public domain Popeye cartoons so that Bluto yells “Oh FUCK” every time Popeye gets spinach
March 27, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Bought tickets to see the Pelicans tomorrow night. I've never seen a basketball game. Not sure if I'll dig it, but at the very least I'll get a free beanie
November 3, 2023 at 7:36 PM