That must have taken a lot of training! Train.. training? No? I’ll get my coat and leave quietly! Must have been awesome! Rather fond of Yusuf Islam as well, but Ozzy.. he was something else!

Rewrote this, as I initially thought it was a reunion gig. It wasn’t. Funny how your memory plays tricks. I could have sworn there was some significance to the ‘05 lineup of Sabbath.

Thanks, I shall indeed!

This is understandable, although the difference in weight restriction should allay your concerns. One would seldom use a forklift to transport 55kg of potatoes, nor use a wheelbarrow to lift 8 palettes of broken laptops destined for the local refuse depository.

Ah, thanks.. where do I find it?

That’s because you sent it before the Saturday deliveries go out the window.. alligators are also treated as high priority as they keep eating the post. And the postmen.

Very helpful indeed, but I do have one query. As a licensed forklift operator (yes, really.. I’m very versatile!) what’s the beef with forklifts? Have you had a bad experience with one (or several)?

Thanks SCEPTIC (see.. I can be nice!) And I’m really looking forward to the bees.. they’ll make a lovely change from the alligator that’s chewing my face!

I have to admit, I have no idea what it is! What’s it about?

Of course it is.. I should have known! Apologies for late reply., it’s been.. shite!

Definitely.. and I won’t be far behind.. 28 Days Later is one of my all time favourite films, so looking forward to this immensely!

Good lord! Also, thanks for your email.. I will reply soon!

Or it won’t. In which case I shall gnaw off one of my own legs and ram it clean up the dungchute of the nearest MP. If anyone would like to make a donation to help me out, please put a fiver in the next homeless person’s cup that you pass by. There’s always someone worse off..

Most of it stems from the Government Bill for disability welfare reform, my own personal applications, and a transition today from the old system to the new, which means five weeks of no money. So that’s something to look forward to. It’ll all work out in the end.

Wankie it is!

I am completely lost! 😂