Hamfisted Bun Vendor 🔞
@metalollie.bsky.social
AKA Bacon Fingered Bap Tosser (BunsOfHam). Fond of #DoctorWho, Heavy Metal, #StarTrek, Science. Considerably less fond of Donald Trump. I swear a lot. Not sorry! #Shitgibbon
Trump, much as it pains me to say, did a good thing in the Middle East. Getting the hostages freed and hopefully ending the genocide in Gaza deserves praise. It wouldn’t have happened without his intervention. I won’t even comment on it being a “new biginning”.. Tit!
October 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trump, much as it pains me to say, did a good thing in the Middle East. Getting the hostages freed and hopefully ending the genocide in Gaza deserves praise. It wouldn’t have happened without his intervention. I won’t even comment on it being a “new biginning”.. Tit!
A Trump word salad if there ever was one. I genuinely have no fucking idea WHAT he’s wittering about. Neither, I suspect, does he. Enjoy… #Trump #TrumpIsAnIdiot #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
October 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A Trump word salad if there ever was one. I genuinely have no fucking idea WHAT he’s wittering about. Neither, I suspect, does he. Enjoy… #Trump #TrumpIsAnIdiot #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
Happy Birthday Mummy Bun! 86 years young today, and ten times the energy that I have! She’s amazing for her age.. she’s an extraordinary mother, and has done so much for me, especially since my stroke.. even if she is slightly daffy, and her Bun’isms are the stuff of legend!
July 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Happy Birthday Mummy Bun! 86 years young today, and ten times the energy that I have! She’s amazing for her age.. she’s an extraordinary mother, and has done so much for me, especially since my stroke.. even if she is slightly daffy, and her Bun’isms are the stuff of legend!
I thought I’d be quite polite..
May 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I thought I’d be quite polite..
Over on the hellsite I’ve unlocked a new achievement. Must have been something I’ve said… 🤔
May 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Over on the hellsite I’ve unlocked a new achievement. Must have been something I’ve said… 🤔
New specs! Do I look sexy? No? Alright then.. 🤓 #GorgeousOllie #YeahRightLardass
May 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New specs! Do I look sexy? No? Alright then.. 🤓 #GorgeousOllie #YeahRightLardass
Jesus was unavailable for comment. Happy Easter, bitches. Sincerely, Donald Jezebel Trump.
April 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jesus was unavailable for comment. Happy Easter, bitches. Sincerely, Donald Jezebel Trump.
Happy Easter from your favourite Metal Muppet!
April 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Happy Easter from your favourite Metal Muppet!
I’m not sure how to take this. I mean, it’s an unpleasantly good likeness.. 🤣
April 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I’m not sure how to take this. I mean, it’s an unpleasantly good likeness.. 🤣
I’ve been referred to as a Muppet more than once in my life (hard to believe, I know!).. So I’m embracing my Muppetness, in all my fuzzy glory.
April 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I’ve been referred to as a Muppet more than once in my life (hard to believe, I know!).. So I’m embracing my Muppetness, in all my fuzzy glory.
And here indeed I am in “She Stoops To Conquer” from one of the local paper reviews. I played Tony Lumpkin.
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
And here indeed I am in “She Stoops To Conquer” from one of the local paper reviews. I played Tony Lumpkin.
This is a hate crime.
March 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is a hate crime.
I’m not saying the CyberTruck’s shite,
With panels that aren’t stuck on tight,
When driven over a bump,
They fall off with a thump,
What a sad and embarrassing sight.
With panels that aren’t stuck on tight,
When driven over a bump,
They fall off with a thump,
What a sad and embarrassing sight.
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m not saying the CyberTruck’s shite,
With panels that aren’t stuck on tight,
When driven over a bump,
They fall off with a thump,
What a sad and embarrassing sight.
With panels that aren’t stuck on tight,
When driven over a bump,
They fall off with a thump,
What a sad and embarrassing sight.
Oh COME ON. Not dessert as well..
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Oh COME ON. Not dessert as well..
No thank you. I don’t like blue cheese and I sure as shit don’t want to try this monstrosity. 🤢
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
No thank you. I don’t like blue cheese and I sure as shit don’t want to try this monstrosity. 🤢
Really hope Marie gets a say in the matter…
March 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Really hope Marie gets a say in the matter…
I wonder where they get the yeast.. 🤔
March 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wonder where they get the yeast.. 🤔
Grok has a high opinion of its creator and his bestest buddy…
March 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Grok has a high opinion of its creator and his bestest buddy…
Whoever did this should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves..!
*snort*
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February 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Whoever did this should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves..!
*snort*
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First post on here.. have a read!
February 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
First post on here.. have a read!