Maria
@metallic-maria.bsky.social
If you think that you know me, you don’t.
Do androids dream of electric shitposting?
Do androids dream of electric shitposting?
What’s wrong babe? You barely touched the roast duck I cooked for you.
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What’s wrong babe? You barely touched the roast duck I cooked for you.
Will you be my Canadian girlfriend? I’ll tell my friends about you, but they wouldn’t know you
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Will you be my Canadian girlfriend? I’ll tell my friends about you, but they wouldn’t know you
Yes, but what are all the ways to skin a man?
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yes, but what are all the ways to skin a man?
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
Fix-a-flat, but for my dudes
Fix-a-flat, but for my boobs
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fix-a-flat, but for my dudes
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Labia
Maslow's Hierarchy of Labubus
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Labia
It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your Trazodone is?
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your Trazodone is?
I searched food porn and the first result was a picture of your ass, please respond.
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I searched food porn and the first result was a picture of your ass, please respond.