Jess but spooky
@messyjess.bsky.social
just an animal looking for a home
He used to at least be a funny poster. Now he’s the prime example of “I ain’t reading all that” worthy posts
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He used to at least be a funny poster. Now he’s the prime example of “I ain’t reading all that” worthy posts
Where did you find it
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Where did you find it
I have some short ribs thawing currently
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I have some short ribs thawing currently
Hold up buddy, Michigan has cedar swamps that would be a dynamite place to dump a body
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hold up buddy, Michigan has cedar swamps that would be a dynamite place to dump a body
Not really the point but you know that guy gives a terrible bj
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Not really the point but you know that guy gives a terrible bj
Not taking lessons on politics from the party planning to bring Larry Summers back into the fold for 2029 but thanks anyway, Eric
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Not taking lessons on politics from the party planning to bring Larry Summers back into the fold for 2029 but thanks anyway, Eric
This is the guy the democrats tapped for their project 2029, we are turbo fucked
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is the guy the democrats tapped for their project 2029, we are turbo fucked
DOD posting snuff porn is cool but DO NOT disrespect megyn r. kelly
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
DOD posting snuff porn is cool but DO NOT disrespect megyn r. kelly
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Too bad nobody ever actually gets canceled
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Too bad nobody ever actually gets canceled
Massie could make so many replies here, please don’t let him take the high road
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Massie could make so many replies here, please don’t let him take the high road
I’m sorry, does Fredo have a soul patch?
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m sorry, does Fredo have a soul patch?
Have you ever told the kids to close the door because you’re not paying to heat/cool the outside?
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Have you ever told the kids to close the door because you’re not paying to heat/cool the outside?
For sure, but also is one of them coffee? Please say yes
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
For sure, but also is one of them coffee? Please say yes
The idea that being a piece of shit is somehow a universal male trait is a thing I like to joke about with the girls, but this guy really believes it
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The idea that being a piece of shit is somehow a universal male trait is a thing I like to joke about with the girls, but this guy really believes it
His neckgina is pointing at Bill (I’m sorry)
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
His neckgina is pointing at Bill (I’m sorry)
There will be a story about this app cajoling someone into suicide before year’s end
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There will be a story about this app cajoling someone into suicide before year’s end