Jess but spooky
@messyjess.bsky.social
just an animal looking for a home
They won’t be denied their coziness
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They won’t be denied their coziness
The gold and marble shitter upgrade and now this. Im actually morbidly curious to see how he’s going to top it. Probably something like this
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The gold and marble shitter upgrade and now this. Im actually morbidly curious to see how he’s going to top it. Probably something like this
The imperious little shit
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The imperious little shit
I went to an estate sale to buy a birdbath. The birdbath was gone, but I did get this here
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I went to an estate sale to buy a birdbath. The birdbath was gone, but I did get this here
I don’t need this pervert shit on my skyline
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don’t need this pervert shit on my skyline
Two of the worst faces
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Two of the worst faces
If you see this, quote with your favourite Pokemon (wrong answers only)
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you see this, quote with your favourite Pokemon (wrong answers only)
Arundhati Roy said it best in her Pinter prize speech they were too cowardly to televise
October 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Arundhati Roy said it best in her Pinter prize speech they were too cowardly to televise
We should sent the 82nd airborne to Portland
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We should sent the 82nd airborne to Portland
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr or Dr Oz
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr or Dr Oz
I was replying to this. Now I’m done drawing you pictures
September 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was replying to this. Now I’m done drawing you pictures
I get this message when I try to cancel Hulu. Bitches I will just stop payment
September 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I get this message when I try to cancel Hulu. Bitches I will just stop payment
Tim! There’s no place for violence in America, a country that is averaging like 4 school shootings a month
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tim! There’s no place for violence in America, a country that is averaging like 4 school shootings a month
Women only like Jacob Elordi because he reads books like some simp
September 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Women only like Jacob Elordi because he reads books like some simp
I’m pretty sure Elordi and Mescal don’t need to employ any strategy to be appealing to women beyond being Elordi and Mescal
September 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m pretty sure Elordi and Mescal don’t need to employ any strategy to be appealing to women beyond being Elordi and Mescal
The president looks like a cryptid
August 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The president looks like a cryptid
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Asking the HOA if I can paint my house RFK Jr
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Asking the HOA if I can paint my house RFK Jr
Getting to the bottom of RFK’s hue
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Getting to the bottom of RFK’s hue