@merryvale.bsky.social
Writer of the lyrics to The One Show on BBC One.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This has made me feel really festive; palm oil sweets, Jack Daniels, Irn Bru and bog rolls.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This has made me feel really festive; palm oil sweets, Jack Daniels, Irn Bru and bog rolls.
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My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available - only £9.99!
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available - only £9.99!
That’s Christmas sorted!
October 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
That’s Christmas sorted!
How did we get here?
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
How did we get here?
Went to Northala Fields earlier - good for a workout/walk - and views of the city as below.
Fun fact - they were created using waste from the original Wembley Stadium and the White City shopping centre.
Fun fact - they were created using waste from the original Wembley Stadium and the White City shopping centre.
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Went to Northala Fields earlier - good for a workout/walk - and views of the city as below.
Fun fact - they were created using waste from the original Wembley Stadium and the White City shopping centre.
Fun fact - they were created using waste from the original Wembley Stadium and the White City shopping centre.
Pretty much come to the conclusion that, when YouTube describe in their header that a video is, "hilarious", it isn't, in fact, "hilarious".
September 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Pretty much come to the conclusion that, when YouTube describe in their header that a video is, "hilarious", it isn't, in fact, "hilarious".
Shows how hopeless OFCOM are - complaints were about, "...alleged bullying, abusive behaviour and misogyny..."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Love Island: Ofcom rejects 14,000 complaints about ITV reality show
Bullying and concerns for contestants' mental health were among the main issues in the complaints.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Shows how hopeless OFCOM are - complaints were about, "...alleged bullying, abusive behaviour and misogyny..."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I made this about petty people* that get annoyed when there are other people sitting on the bench they wanted
*me
*me
June 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I made this about petty people* that get annoyed when there are other people sitting on the bench they wanted
*me
*me
Magnificent work from Emma as usual.
Just to be completely clear - this British Army Vet was NOT forced out of military housing to accommodate Afghans - who, by the way, put their own lives at risk to support and protect British soldiers.
Just ever more rage-baiting by Matt!
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Just ever more rage-baiting by Matt!
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July 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Magnificent work from Emma as usual.
I think that this is also known as a, “fixer upper”.
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1... 3 bedroom detached bungalow for sale in Off Llanberis Road, Rhosbodrual, Gwynedd, LL55
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1... 3 bedroom detached bungalow for sale in Off Llanberis Road, Rhosbodrual, Gwynedd, LL55
Check out this 3 bedroom detached bungalow for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached bungalow for sale in Off Llanberis Road, Rhosbodrual, Gwynedd, LL55 for £99,995. Marketed by gLocalAgents.co.uk, Covering Nationwide
www.rightmove.co.uk
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think that this is also known as a, “fixer upper”.
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1... 3 bedroom detached bungalow for sale in Off Llanberis Road, Rhosbodrual, Gwynedd, LL55
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1... 3 bedroom detached bungalow for sale in Off Llanberis Road, Rhosbodrual, Gwynedd, LL55
Fish finger sandwich for tea.
April 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fish finger sandwich for tea.
I wonder how much Heathrow hotel rates have leapt by today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I wonder how much Heathrow hotel rates have leapt by today.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, not sure if you have seen this. Mick
Just checked, it takes 10 seconds.
They used my first book.
6 years of work.
They used my first book.
6 years of work.
Meta used at least 16 of my books, and numerous articles, to help train the AI it will use to make billions.
Authors, search your name here:
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Authors, search your name here:
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
March 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, not sure if you have seen this. Mick
Does anyone else feel angry/upset at Musk’s use (and his mother for that matter) with the disgusting use of the word “retards”?
Just me?
Even having a separate Twitter address of @ifindretards and publicly shaming people??
Just me?
Even having a separate Twitter address of @ifindretards and publicly shaming people??
March 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Does anyone else feel angry/upset at Musk’s use (and his mother for that matter) with the disgusting use of the word “retards”?
Just me?
Even having a separate Twitter address of @ifindretards and publicly shaming people??
Just me?
Even having a separate Twitter address of @ifindretards and publicly shaming people??
Paging @andrew356.bsky.social
Oh, man, not Gene Hackman.
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
February 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Paging @andrew356.bsky.social
Fun fact - the followers on KFC's Twitter account are 11 different herbs and spices.
February 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Fun fact - the followers on KFC's Twitter account are 11 different herbs and spices.
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
"Look Ted, I know it's not all ship-shape with your friend in America, but I'll still be here for you Ted, always will be...always".
January 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Look Ted, I know it's not all ship-shape with your friend in America, but I'll still be here for you Ted, always will be...always".
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Look for a
Claire's accessories
A simple
Claire's accessories
Claire's accessories
A simple
Claire's accessories
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Look for a
Claire's accessories
A simple
Claire's accessories
Claire's accessories
A simple
Claire's accessories
I don’t think that they are selling out any time soon.
December 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I don’t think that they are selling out any time soon.
It's what Jesus would have wanted...
December 11, 2024 at 2:19 PM
It's what Jesus would have wanted...