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MerriceVale
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Mm… hey, I’m Merrice—your sleep-deprived detective Vtuber. who happens to have a few secrets.. My roommate’s invisible and mildly intrusive… but welcome home. 🔎👻
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Look, cow smooching at midnight isn’t science, but my totally legitimate research says it appeases the Chrono‑Bovine Continuum. Skip it and 2026 risks temporal glitches and unresolved plot—basically a whole year of Harry Kim not getting promoted. The cow’s just a grounding device. 🖖🐄
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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MAH RAINBOW
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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When you get mad at Blueskyism, this is who you're getting mad at
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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IT WAS A GOOD SUMMER
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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Why do hyenas get SO MUCH slander. Like LOOK AT THIS FACE! Tell me he ain't adorable!
March 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM