Merlin Paton-Usry
@merlindominic.bsky.social
Co-host of A Gay & His Enby, I’m the Enby. Gay, married, disabled, fat, witch, musician. Feminist, ACAB, Dem, tired.
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Guess I’ll do the obligatory “hello there butterfly people” post…
I’m a queer neurodivergent disabled witch. I co-host @agayandhisenby.bsky.social with my husband (new episodes out every Sunday 🥰)
I’m an aspiring writer, love tv and movies, spooky (not scary) season, & RPGs. Feminist, ACAB, Fat 💅🏼
I’m a queer neurodivergent disabled witch. I co-host @agayandhisenby.bsky.social with my husband (new episodes out every Sunday 🥰)
I’m an aspiring writer, love tv and movies, spooky (not scary) season, & RPGs. Feminist, ACAB, Fat 💅🏼
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The success of HEATED RIVALRY blows apart two massive Hollywood myths, proving:
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The success of HEATED RIVALRY blows apart two massive Hollywood myths, proving:
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
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Rep. Crockett’s Statement on the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Texas’s 2026 Map
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Rep. Crockett’s Statement on the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Texas’s 2026 Map
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The fact they are acting like it’s unknown whether Gretchen liked those posts…
Gina. If you can’t find her liking them, but she’s following all the accounts, do you honestly think that the person who photoshopped all of this made sure it was accounts she was following?
#RHOC
Gina. If you can’t find her liking them, but she’s following all the accounts, do you honestly think that the person who photoshopped all of this made sure it was accounts she was following?
#RHOC
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The fact they are acting like it’s unknown whether Gretchen liked those posts…
Gina. If you can’t find her liking them, but she’s following all the accounts, do you honestly think that the person who photoshopped all of this made sure it was accounts she was following?
#RHOC
Gina. If you can’t find her liking them, but she’s following all the accounts, do you honestly think that the person who photoshopped all of this made sure it was accounts she was following?
#RHOC
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 191: Jesus Loves Gay People
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/ywtdmcbs
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5n954hm9
Episode 191: Jesus Loves Gay People
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/ywtdmcbs
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5n954hm9
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 191: Jesus Loves Gay People
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/ywtdmcbs
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5n954hm9
Episode 191: Jesus Loves Gay People
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/ywtdmcbs
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5n954hm9
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 190: Holy Farts
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/4x8d3apr
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5cendxmt
Episode 190: Holy Farts
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/4x8d3apr
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5cendxmt
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 190: Holy Farts
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/4x8d3apr
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5cendxmt
Episode 190: Holy Farts
We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC
APPLE: tinyurl.com/4x8d3apr
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/5cendxmt
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UPDATE:
Both of us have been dealing with COVID. We currently sound like a bunch of silverware getting thrown in a garbage disposal… & we figured you probably don’t want to listen to that.
Therefore, no new episode tomorrow, but we will be doubling up on our reviews of #RHOC & #RHOM next week!
Both of us have been dealing with COVID. We currently sound like a bunch of silverware getting thrown in a garbage disposal… & we figured you probably don’t want to listen to that.
Therefore, no new episode tomorrow, but we will be doubling up on our reviews of #RHOC & #RHOM next week!
September 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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We are so honored to have won the “Casamigos Margaritas Award for Things to Enjoy Anytime, Anywhere” tonight at the 2025 Las Culturistas Culture Awards 😭🤩
Wait… What do you mean “it wasn’t us it was just podcasts in general”? Whatever we’re gonna claim it anyway 🥰 #CultureAwards2025
Wait… What do you mean “it wasn’t us it was just podcasts in general”? Whatever we’re gonna claim it anyway 🥰 #CultureAwards2025
August 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We are so honored to have won the “Casamigos Margaritas Award for Things to Enjoy Anytime, Anywhere” tonight at the 2025 Las Culturistas Culture Awards 😭🤩
Wait… What do you mean “it wasn’t us it was just podcasts in general”? Whatever we’re gonna claim it anyway 🥰 #CultureAwards2025
Wait… What do you mean “it wasn’t us it was just podcasts in general”? Whatever we’re gonna claim it anyway 🥰 #CultureAwards2025
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 169: Quid Pro Hoe
We talk #RHOA & #TheValley
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Episode 169: Quid Pro Hoe
We talk #RHOA & #TheValley
APPLE: tinyurl.com/3h8dc2ne
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3c9uepua
FIRESIDE: tinyurl.com/47cpumrt
May 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 169: Quid Pro Hoe
We talk #RHOA & #TheValley
APPLE: tinyurl.com/3h8dc2ne
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3c9uepua
FIRESIDE: tinyurl.com/47cpumrt
Episode 169: Quid Pro Hoe
We talk #RHOA & #TheValley
APPLE: tinyurl.com/3h8dc2ne
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3c9uepua
FIRESIDE: tinyurl.com/47cpumrt
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Is Michelle cold? Yes. Did she cheat on Jesse with Aaron? Probably.
But guys, I think Jesse is the literal devil. There is darkness in there.
#TheValley
But guys, I think Jesse is the literal devil. There is darkness in there.
#TheValley
a man in a white shirt sits in front of a refrigerator with a magnet on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt sits in front of a refrigerator with a magnet on it
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May 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is Michelle cold? Yes. Did she cheat on Jesse with Aaron? Probably.
But guys, I think Jesse is the literal devil. There is darkness in there.
#TheValley
But guys, I think Jesse is the literal devil. There is darkness in there.
#TheValley
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Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA and #TheValley
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #bravoandy #realitytvshow
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #bravoandy #realitytvshow
May 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA and #TheValley
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #bravoandy #realitytvshow
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #bravoandy #realitytvshow
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Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA and #TheValley
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #realitytvshow
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #realitytvshow
May 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA and #TheValley
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #realitytvshow
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #realitytvshow
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![I don't always have fatigue [dos equis - the most interesting man in the world guy] actually, no, I always have fatigue](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreihjqjbzopirvrnxzldudh3gnmvrdz6ys5atihf32qnbrv4grah4ka@jpeg)
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Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA #RHOBH #TheValley and #DragRace
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #bravoholic #realitytv #popculture
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #bravoholic #realitytv #popculture
April 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA #RHOBH #TheValley and #DragRace
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #bravoholic #realitytv #popculture
Listen now on #applepodcasts #spotify and @ the 🔗 in bio!
Part of the Sorgatron Media Network
#bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #bravoholic #realitytv #popculture
Does anyone have a screengrab of either Brittany or Michelle in confessional with the “allegedly” sign? #TheValley
April 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Does anyone have a screengrab of either Brittany or Michelle in confessional with the “allegedly” sign? #TheValley
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Cruz’s body language and reaction when Jax comes home is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on Bravo.
That poor baby is internalizing EVERYTHING. He told the whole story of what has been happening.
#TheValley
That poor baby is internalizing EVERYTHING. He told the whole story of what has been happening.
#TheValley
April 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cruz’s body language and reaction when Jax comes home is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on Bravo.
That poor baby is internalizing EVERYTHING. He told the whole story of what has been happening.
#TheValley
That poor baby is internalizing EVERYTHING. He told the whole story of what has been happening.
#TheValley
Idk why, but these Freshpet commercials irritate me to no end. It’s food for your dog that means it’s fucking dogfood.
a woman is making a face and saying `` so frustrating '' with her hands .
ALT: a woman is making a face and saying `` so frustrating '' with her hands .
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April 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Idk why, but these Freshpet commercials irritate me to no end. It’s food for your dog that means it’s fucking dogfood.
What a day to be seen. Next: maybe “Trans Day of Leave Us the Fuck Alone so We Can Live in Peace Because We Literally Never Did Anything to Y’all”? #TransDayOfVisibility
a man says " i 'll give you 50 cents " in front of a curtain
Alt: David from Schitts Creek saying “I’ll give you 50¢ to stand outside and never come back”
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March 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
What a day to be seen. Next: maybe “Trans Day of Leave Us the Fuck Alone so We Can Live in Peace Because We Literally Never Did Anything to Y’all”? #TransDayOfVisibility
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So now that it’s confirmed that Brit mentioned pulling out her pistol, can Bravo explain to us why ONLY Kenya got the ax?
What’s the code of conduct? Because I’m confused.
#RHOA
What’s the code of conduct? Because I’m confused.
#RHOA
March 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So now that it’s confirmed that Brit mentioned pulling out her pistol, can Bravo explain to us why ONLY Kenya got the ax?
What’s the code of conduct? Because I’m confused.
#RHOA
What’s the code of conduct? Because I’m confused.
#RHOA
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 161: Crazy Yacht From Hell
We talk #RHOA, #Married2Med, #RHOBH & #DragRace
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5c5na8m8
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2wjn32rx
Episode 161: Crazy Yacht From Hell
We talk #RHOA, #Married2Med, #RHOBH & #DragRace
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5c5na8m8
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2wjn32rx
March 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE!
Episode 161: Crazy Yacht From Hell
We talk #RHOA, #Married2Med, #RHOBH & #DragRace
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5c5na8m8
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2wjn32rx
Episode 161: Crazy Yacht From Hell
We talk #RHOA, #Married2Med, #RHOBH & #DragRace
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5c5na8m8
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2wjn32rx
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Karen leaving out Wendy in her thank you’s… and leaving that cliff hanger to then say Andy Cohen.
That is nasty work.
#RHOP
That is nasty work.
#RHOP
a woman wearing a white top with the word bravo on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing a white top with the word bravo on the bottom
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February 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Karen leaving out Wendy in her thank you’s… and leaving that cliff hanger to then say Andy Cohen.
That is nasty work.
#RHOP
That is nasty work.
#RHOP
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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
Racist, rapist, bigot, pedophile, abuser, FELON, failed business man, twice impeached, and now murderer. Disgusting.
January 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Racist, rapist, bigot, pedophile, abuser, FELON, failed business man, twice impeached, and now murderer. Disgusting.
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM