Jake
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You think I'd be better at these by now, but ya know
Movies used to have guys at the piano riffing
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Movies used to have guys at the piano riffing
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
It’s kind of wild Jaxson Hayes is still in the league. We saw him get tased on camera
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s kind of wild Jaxson Hayes is still in the league. We saw him get tased on camera
John Cazale would have been the greatest actor of all time if he was still alive. What a gift
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
John Cazale would have been the greatest actor of all time if he was still alive. What a gift
McBride shoots the ball so damn high
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
McBride shoots the ball so damn high
There is no one at the Knicks Nets game
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There is no one at the Knicks Nets game
The Vikings had Sam Darnold in the building and voluntarily walked away. Awful FO and Kev O’Connell doesn’t seem that good either
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Vikings had Sam Darnold in the building and voluntarily walked away. Awful FO and Kev O’Connell doesn’t seem that good either
Sometimes that first beer changes your aspect ratio
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sometimes that first beer changes your aspect ratio
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McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason
The last shot of Friendship is my single favorite last shot ever. Just so intensely sad and hysterical all at the same time
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The last shot of Friendship is my single favorite last shot ever. Just so intensely sad and hysterical all at the same time
Marinating up carne asada to grill tomorrow and that’s what has powered me through this week. Already made a salsa verde and going to make a red salsa charred up on the grill tomorrow. Excited as hell doesn’t even cover it
August 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Marinating up carne asada to grill tomorrow and that’s what has powered me through this week. Already made a salsa verde and going to make a red salsa charred up on the grill tomorrow. Excited as hell doesn’t even cover it
Really loved Eephus. What a beautiful movie capturing a past time that it feels like we’re losing. The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is more baseball leagues obviously
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Really loved Eephus. What a beautiful movie capturing a past time that it feels like we’re losing. The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is more baseball leagues obviously
Been doing yard work and let me tell you… I love it. I get why people spend so much time in their backyard
July 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Been doing yard work and let me tell you… I love it. I get why people spend so much time in their backyard
Criterion Collection Haul
July 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Criterion Collection Haul
This has been the heat they talk about in The Great Gatsby
June 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This has been the heat they talk about in The Great Gatsby
I’m always so happy to see Cary Elwes in a movie
June 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m always so happy to see Cary Elwes in a movie
MI: Dead Reckoning has the best opening to all the movies. The torpedo stuff is top notch
June 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
MI: Dead Reckoning has the best opening to all the movies. The torpedo stuff is top notch
The Shield is solid TV but I don’t get how it’s put up against The Wire. No had guy ever has a plan that puts one over on Mackey which is why The Wire is the best. Both sides are treated equally in the cat and mouse game. If one side can never what’s the point?? S4 has promise tho
June 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Shield is solid TV but I don’t get how it’s put up against The Wire. No had guy ever has a plan that puts one over on Mackey which is why The Wire is the best. Both sides are treated equally in the cat and mouse game. If one side can never what’s the point?? S4 has promise tho
Batman Begins is not a good movie
June 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Batman Begins is not a good movie
The facial hair in Batman Begins is audacious
June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The facial hair in Batman Begins is audacious
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Yeah. It’s like “how do we talk to Joe Rogan fans” have you considered activating new and lapsed democratic voters who care about universal healthcare and trans issues and maybe even Palestine instead of ice skating uphill to convert a handful of unreliable flat earthers
Liberals want to figure out any reason for why they're losing other than "you're focused on appealing to a vanishingly small demo of professional-class donors while hemorrhaging support from every other group"
May 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Yeah. It’s like “how do we talk to Joe Rogan fans” have you considered activating new and lapsed democratic voters who care about universal healthcare and trans issues and maybe even Palestine instead of ice skating uphill to convert a handful of unreliable flat earthers
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The chad goof ball Kayvan Novak vs. the little bitch and respected political artist Thom Yorke bsky.app/profile/luke...
May 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The chad goof ball Kayvan Novak vs. the little bitch and respected political artist Thom Yorke bsky.app/profile/luke...
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2/ a slew of criminal laws. And he tired of it when his antics started running existential risks for his companies. There's no morality tale here about Washington being a harder beast to tame or whatever other bullshit. He's a destructive crook and he needs to be held accountable.
May 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
2/ a slew of criminal laws. And he tired of it when his antics started running existential risks for his companies. There's no morality tale here about Washington being a harder beast to tame or whatever other bullshit. He's a destructive crook and he needs to be held accountable.