merlamer
@merlamer.bsky.social
Currently overstimulated by the feeling of teeth being in my mouth
March 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Currently overstimulated by the feeling of teeth being in my mouth
My angelfish fry, couple weeks old now 😁
February 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My angelfish fry, couple weeks old now 😁
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If a banker is ever hitting on you and you're not really going for it, just ask them to leave you a loan.
February 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If a banker is ever hitting on you and you're not really going for it, just ask them to leave you a loan.
I hate driving in the winter. I will postpone driving in any sort of weather unless my life depends on it.
Today is "snow showering" (both snowing and raining) at 19 degrees out (it's probably icy as heck)
But i am out of diet dr pepper and idk i think I'm about to put my life on the line
Today is "snow showering" (both snowing and raining) at 19 degrees out (it's probably icy as heck)
But i am out of diet dr pepper and idk i think I'm about to put my life on the line
February 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I hate driving in the winter. I will postpone driving in any sort of weather unless my life depends on it.
Today is "snow showering" (both snowing and raining) at 19 degrees out (it's probably icy as heck)
But i am out of diet dr pepper and idk i think I'm about to put my life on the line
Today is "snow showering" (both snowing and raining) at 19 degrees out (it's probably icy as heck)
But i am out of diet dr pepper and idk i think I'm about to put my life on the line
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Just a quick reminder, nobody is coming. You are the adult in the room now.
February 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just a quick reminder, nobody is coming. You are the adult in the room now.
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Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
Describe your in person social skills with a GIF
January 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Describe your in person social skills with a GIF
If i don't reply back right away
It's probably because I'm either
Petting my cats and dogs
Watering my plants
Or staring at my aquarium
It's probably because I'm either
Petting my cats and dogs
Watering my plants
Or staring at my aquarium
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If i don't reply back right away
It's probably because I'm either
Petting my cats and dogs
Watering my plants
Or staring at my aquarium
It's probably because I'm either
Petting my cats and dogs
Watering my plants
Or staring at my aquarium
Starting a mild gambling addiction with Pokémon cards
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Starting a mild gambling addiction with Pokémon cards
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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When calling to make an appt somewhere do you ever go over what they will say and your responses?
When they ask or say something not predicted immediately what pops into my head is
"Ope. I don't have dialog for this."
When they ask or say something not predicted immediately what pops into my head is
"Ope. I don't have dialog for this."
January 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When calling to make an appt somewhere do you ever go over what they will say and your responses?
When they ask or say something not predicted immediately what pops into my head is
"Ope. I don't have dialog for this."
When they ask or say something not predicted immediately what pops into my head is
"Ope. I don't have dialog for this."
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Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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Rise and shine!
With the rising sun
A new day has begun
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
With the rising sun
A new day has begun
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
January 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Rise and shine!
With the rising sun
A new day has begun
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
With the rising sun
A new day has begun
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Getting older is tough.
I yawned wrong yesterday now my neck is messed up wth
I yawned wrong yesterday now my neck is messed up wth
January 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Getting older is tough.
I yawned wrong yesterday now my neck is messed up wth
I yawned wrong yesterday now my neck is messed up wth
My puppy is cuter than your puppy! Her little feet's tucked in omg 😍
She's a 1 year old basset hound 🥰
She's a 1 year old basset hound 🥰
January 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My puppy is cuter than your puppy! Her little feet's tucked in omg 😍
She's a 1 year old basset hound 🥰
She's a 1 year old basset hound 🥰
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I spent much of my childhood being scolded for sitting too close to the TV. I've had my revenge by spending my adulthood within 2 feet of a screen.
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I spent much of my childhood being scolded for sitting too close to the TV. I've had my revenge by spending my adulthood within 2 feet of a screen.
If anything has radicalized me, it's what happened last night.
My Minecraft server was hacked by griefers and they burnt down my massive tree base that took me days to make.
My Minecraft server was hacked by griefers and they burnt down my massive tree base that took me days to make.
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If anything has radicalized me, it's what happened last night.
My Minecraft server was hacked by griefers and they burnt down my massive tree base that took me days to make.
My Minecraft server was hacked by griefers and they burnt down my massive tree base that took me days to make.