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a computer that dreams of becoming a tree
do you play melee kalikimaka or ranged kalikimaka normally?
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
🍊daddy’s alright, 🚀daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird 🤡
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
a spider is a kind of small dog
June 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
a gatorade store that’s open 24/7
June 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
can’t stop thinking about how fucked it is how techjobs have devoured all my music circles. so many incredible bands and albums sacrificed to the altar of sprint planning
June 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
pronouncing KoЯn as it’s spelled: koyan
May 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
tailwind is 100% my boomer moment

had to work on a freelance project with it several years ago and wanted to drive a nail through my skull

new coworker is pushing for it and i already hate working on the things i used to love
May 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
we need to find the real dark vance

you know in a world of billions of people there are at least 3-4 guys that look just like the meme. where are they? what are they up to right now? why are they not on ellen yet?
April 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by merl 🌳
Simple neuroscience-based hack for anxiety:
🌿go & be in a place with plants & trees for 15 mins
🌳You'll inhale plant oils(phytoncides) from foliage
📉your stress hormone(cortisol) will drop significantly

Many of our brain pathways evolved to motivate us to forage for plants-they're still very active
April 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
this is an act of tarririffim
April 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
boiler room set where i just spin endless kesha
April 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
this song from 1996 runs on my phone from 2022
March 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
they should invent a glass that just shatters into sand instead of shivs
March 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by merl 🌳
pack it up, pack it in,
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Feb 21
Batman begin
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
a few years back i made this codepen sketch using my little sr.ht/~merl/morse-... library. i decided to tinker a bit and add a "send" page for generating your own messages

pg.vvvvv.co/sosuke-morse
February 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
got my gay ipod

loaded the 2003 simulator
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
tom: “hi, my name is tom”

???: “short for thomas, right?”

tom: “oh no, it’s tamale actually”
January 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i used to hate that instagram was just stuff i saw on twitter weeks ago, but now it feels like a disjointed screenshot library of alexandria that i can scroll while fondly remembering
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
nothing will ever deliver the hit that popping the hybrid theory cd into the discman did
January 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
have the market freaks really not done a collab with the social freaks yet? venmo but it’s schwab? every post is a trade every trade is a post?

(this idea is free bc it sucks)
January 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by merl 🌳
the fires are no joke right now. the county is on fire east to west. lots of my favorite trails are toast, friends are evacuating or ready to go tonight. the air smells like smoke and its silently raining ash.

feels like 2020 all over again.

a strange omen.
January 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
January 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*working out through twink death*: “i can no longer be cute, i will become a threat”
January 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
them: “let’s talk about this offline”

me: “ok” *unplugs router*
January 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
celebrating the new year with some existential manic interneting and a glass of fernet
January 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM