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a computer that dreams of becoming a tree
🇨🇳: “surrender, surrender”
June 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
and i know you’re thinking, oh that’s a gas station/corner store/bodega/whatever. no no no. a. gatorade. store.
June 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
we went from playing and attending each other’s shows to driving shareholder value

i will never forgive computerman
June 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
when we find him we should secretly replace “real” vance with him
May 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the wild thing is he used to be on board with me. i had him liking vanilla-extract but then i watched him become “tailwind pilled” in real time while he was working on a spike

like am i just not open minded enough? why can’t i experience that same epiphany?
May 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
trying so hard not to just be a “tailwind sucks” hater… i’ve just been wired to write design tokened css (css-modules, vanilla-extract, styled-components)

i guess this is just where modern web dev finally leaves me behind
May 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this is what palantir should actually be used for, not a police state, but finding THEM

professor xavier’s cerebro, find the meme people
April 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i simply don’t like it when my cups lash out at me like that after they are broken. truly the wounded animals of vessels 🥺
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
judson yr cute now keep this app open
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM