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Mendur
@mendur.bsky.social
Joined Bluesky 2024-12-21.
I delete my posts frequently.
If you see something you like, screenshot it.
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OMG! Adorable grump timeline cleanser! 💕
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I never try to talk to people without drinking coffee first #OnPurpose
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I will never lie to you ever #OnPurpose
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And now for something less evil and more personally fulfilling:
I own a piece of a meteorite (sky iron) but this is as close as I will ever get to another planet.
This is a piece of the moon:
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Apparently, Zachary Segal the racist a-hole of Boston University @bostonu.bsky.social was born in the USA. Guess which state.
Go on. Guess.
Yup.
Florida.
Which makes this whole thing a Florida Man story.

Florida Man Calls Ice on Legal Immigrants - Might Get Kicked Out of College for Lack of Ethics
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Calling ICE on people with no evidence, when you yourself are on a crappy student visa?
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Zachary Segal, a British immigrant on a student visa at BU, and obvious racist, badgered ICE to arrest brown skinned workers at a car wash until ICE did so, only to find out everyone there was in the USA legally.
He should be kicked out of BU for ethics violations and deported. @bostonu.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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oh so those epstein files are BAD bad
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.

There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
#vss365
She stared at me in shock. "But that's ... that's ... that's scientifically impossible."
"Magic is just #science you don't understand yet."
"And you understand it?" she asked, desperate for that knowledge.
I laughed as I lifted off the ground. "Nope. No clue. I just like to fly."
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Timeline cleanser:
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
On today, November 14, the anniversary of the day Ruby Bridges integrated schools in Louisiana, just a reminder that the people trying to ban books about her are *ALL* Republicans.
If you vote Republican, you're either a racist or you think racists are fine as long as they put money in your pocket.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And here's the plot of the next #Chucky movie. Skynet-Terminator-Chucky vs evil Chucky.
Will audiences have to root for evil Chucky to save the world from the machines, or will Hollywood make us have to embrace the helpful A.I. to defeat evil Chucky?

(I'm available to write the script.)
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
There's a rumor that President Trump took the Resolute Desk out of the White House and made it a tourist attraction at Mar a Lago.
So far, no reputable sources have confirmed if this is true or not.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Saw a video on FB asking "What animal could I beat in a fight?"

My reaction: Um, why are we fighting? What's at stake? Prize money? My family? Just for fun? Oh, just hypothetically? Then, hypothetically nothing. I can't beat anything in a fight. Go away.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
#vss365
"I am not a #number. I am a free man!"
"Oh?"
"Yes."
"Social security number. Credit card number. Phone number. On and on. You're not just *a* number. You're dozens of them. We just gave you one more, Number 6."
"You're wrong."
"And you're a cat who believes it's free...until it gets hungry."
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Watching a Stallone action movie from 2012 called "Bullet to the Head". It has Sarah Shahi (Shaw from just before "Person of Interest") and Jason Momoa ("Aquaman", "Stargate Atlantis") and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Killer Croc from "Suicide Squad).
I'm 30 minutes in and it's actually not too bad.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
#vss365
"There is no room for a #myth today," the agent said, "and both Disney and DC screwed you. We need to rebrand."
"How?
"Your dog."
"My dog?"
"We'll sign you up as a commentator at the Westminster Kennel Club to start."
"Okay," Hades agreed.
"Just don't let Cerberus eat any of the other dogs."
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
#abftp
Theme Idea: Artists who have worked with the Muppets.
Originally, it was gonna be artists on "The Muppet Show" but that skewed too much into 60s and 70s (and earlier).
ultimateclassicrock.com/rockers-mupp...
Have at it.
The Muppets Meeting Rock Stars: 31 Magical Moments
A look at all the times rock stars interacted with the Muppets.
ultimateclassicrock.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"It's never too late to read forbidden books."
~ @edmondsscanner.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When the news anchor doesn't realize the mic is still live and nobody cares about his language because he's praising a dog in words that matter:
www.facebook.com/watch?v=7279...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
On this Veterans Day, as Republicans post on social media about how much they honor and respect our armed forces, remember that THIS is what Republicans REALLY think about Veterans: "unless you're white, you don't count."
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Today, I'm watching the "Assignment Two" story from #Sapphire&Steel.
Because today (Veterans Day, Remembrance Day, November 11) has a lot to do with the story.
And also because it's the scariest story in the series.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Whether you call it
Armistice Day or
Remembrance Day or
Veterans Day,
take a moment to remember those who fought for your freedoms and do not dishonor them by harming your fellow countrymen.
I'm looking at YOU, Congress.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
#vss365
"Wait. You're promising me 'years beyond #measure'?"
"Yes," the vampire said.
"As in, you can't count them?"
"Yes," he said.
"You want me bound, soul to soul, to you, for eternity?"
"Yes," he said.
"With someone who can't even do basic math?"
"Ye- ... what?"
"Oh, hell no. Just kill me now."
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM