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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Avery Hayes my gawd
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
AVERY HAYES WELCOME TO THE NHL
February 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
The way these guys email is insane enough. Subject line right into the body of the email is madness.
Guy in the Epstein Files desperate to see the Entourage movie with Jeffrey Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Egor. Fuck the isles.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
ANTHONY MANTHA 20 GOAL SCORER
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
What a pickup Egor has been.
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
PTA got a little too close with Lockjaw
Los Angeles, June 7, 2025

“Arrest as many people that touch you as you want to. Those are the general ORDERS all the way to the TOP. Everybody fucking gets it if they touch you. You hear what I'm saying?” ~ Greg Bovino

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January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Reminder that civilians are allowed to own firearms in this country. Just a reminder.
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Michael Misa, YOU are a Pittsburgh Penguin.
March 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
SLAP ME SILLY SIDNEY
February 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sid is still the best in the world.
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The veil is lifting
February 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM