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mena-eastwood.bsky.social
Mena Teach 👾 aka🌙Kraken Sanctuary
@mena-eastwood.bsky.social
190 followers 310 following 23 posts
Same as I am on Twitter and Tumblr, here for the pirate/vampire/celestial brain rot (OFMD, WWDITS, Good Omens) #ECCC24
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mena-eastwood.bsky.social
@playpalia.com is the Temple of The Gales glitch on Switches ever going to be fixed? I've been waiting for months and nothing
February 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
mena-eastwood.bsky.social
3 kids, jumped from one shit relationship to another, constantly sleep deprived and depressed, and nearly killing myself taking care of everyone around except myself. Quit online college, had so much debt. A very bad not good year.
sydaintakid.bsky.social syddakid ☆ @sydaintakid.bsky.social · Jan 2
what was 23 like for yall ?
January 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
mena-eastwood.bsky.social
Favorite photo you took in 2024
January 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com
Please note:
1) This number is legit.
2) It is run by trans and nonbinary folks.
3) They do not call police.

Please live.
madammaleficent.bsky.social Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · Dec 30
If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
December 31, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Sounds fair to me!
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
mena-eastwood.bsky.social
Listening to "By The Sea" from Sweeney Todd, and I have an urge to see Ed and Stede as Mrs Lovett and Mr Todd, does it already exist?
December 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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eigenvectrix.myatproto.social
Hi! As someone who's been placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold (5150) before, Musk is in complete control of his faculties, and I'm getting sick of the fact that every time a fascist throws a fascist tantrum, liberals deflect it onto those less well off than them
gtbtr.bsky.social Grab Them By The Revenue @gtbtr.bsky.social · Dec 28
"Hello Officer, I'd like to report someone that is a danger to themselves and others..."

#5150Musk
#TSLA
December 28, 2024 at 7:01 AM
mena-eastwood.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 4:00 AM
mena-eastwood.bsky.social
I have 3 more shifts until I leave to see my partner, and im going from work straight to the airport on the last one. My boss knows I'm barely doing shit that last night 😆
ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Dec 26
Job interviewer: And do you have any questions about us?

Me: Yes, is there an unspoken rule where everyone is chill the week between Christmas and New Years and nobody actually does shit? Because if not, I’m probably not the right fit for this position.
December 27, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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thatmothra.bsky.social
Seeing David update his fanfiction
December 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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flyingcircuits.bsky.social
Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on)
Meme with pictures of Michael Caine from Muppet Christmas Carol and Tim Curry from Muppet Treasure Island with the following description and reply: "The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet. Discuss." "No need to discuss,your analysis is spot on"
December 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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purebyfire.bsky.social
December 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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cobaltaugust.bsky.social
Flexi tape meme that says ‘the horrors of the season’ on the water tank and ‘DJenks ficlet’ on the flexi tape.
December 25, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
At Stonehenge there is a druid in white robes that looks kind of You know middle earthy but not really because it's an actual druid And people are watching him celebrate the solstice
December 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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comraderobot.bsky.social
if they decide to merc this guy it’s instant cool zone
December 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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snailforkery.bsky.social
TFW you're trapped within your own psyche but you're still gonna be a little cunty about it
#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD
Ed Teach standing in front of Hornigold's hut in the Gravy Basket. His hair (a.k.a. the Wig That Launched a Thousand Ships) is half up and half trailing down across the broad expanse of his chest. He wears a black cotton tee that is cut to expose more skin than is narratively required, and I thank the Wardrobe Dept for that. One hand is gripping a tree branch tentpole in a way that showcases both his arm tatts and his biceps, and he is cutting his eyes sideways in that sexy-bitchy way that impels 99.9% of the Caribbean to run for cover but makes Stede Bonnet blink his eyes slowly and Feel Things. He is quite possibly thinking about inns and keys and unorthodox uses for orange marmalade.
December 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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tulipseasons.bsky.social
when zheng said “girl how ARE you” and stede thought about it and said “bad” i felt that
December 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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acw1234.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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darach.bsky.social
"Mr Brosnan, there's a very comfortable seat right there. You don't have to sit on the mahogany bureau à gradin".

"You're right, I don't have to. I don't have to do anything. I'm Pierce Brosnan and you're some damp-handed freak who I won't remember ever meeting in an hour's time. Shut your holes".
Actor Pierce Brosnan, sitting on a mahogany bureau à gradin when there's a perfectly good chair to his left (our right).
December 12, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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borderless.bsky.social
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
mena-eastwood.bsky.social
No cheating, last saved celebrity is your therapist, who is it?

Well shit, guess we're doing telehealth for a while lmao
Pink on white background, Luigi Mangione, modern day Robin hood, shirtless and with a back pack, text reads "I can... fix him"
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM