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If you were a nurse who voted for Trump: you get what you deserved.

If you were a nurse who didnt vote for him: im very sorry.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@radiodeadair.com @taradeenihan.bsky.social in regards to Dan's poison ivy story: when I was in 3rd grade, the playground had a big "DO NOT GO PAST THIS POINT" sign. But im new and want to impress some cute (totally douchy) boys. So I go past.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone should dox #KimDavis so that we can flood her with pro-lgbtq pamphlets
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Im here for it
ATTENTION ALL BLUESKY FOLLOWERS FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

My Mission Impossible dvd is arriving in just a few days. I will be rewatching the entire series.

I will be posting entire long essays about the brilliance that is Mission.

I will be posting rants about Ilsa.

You have been warned.
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Unpopular opinion: I liked the ending to #AHouseofDynamite
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
All yall need to listen to this week's #HoodPolitics
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Apparently some pundit types need to be reminded that resigning from your job is not cancellation.
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A place I went to over the weekend had some faux cotton in a vase with other flowers. Best not let Serena Williams know 😆
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Everyone in the govt deserves fired. This is bullshit.
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Can someone take out Nick Fuentes too?
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Im sorry...but #CharlieKirk wasn't important enough for the flags to be at half staff. 🤷‍♀️
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I really wish me leaving this stupid fucking country was feesable. Im tired of a goddam pedo telling me what I can and cant do. #FuckICE #FuckTrump (and fuck Trump's mom for not aborting him)
August 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I dreamt that someone Luigi'd #KimDavis. I aint brave enough to do it but I cant say im against one less bigot in the world
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The world would be a better place if #KimDavis mom had aborted her bigoted ass.
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can someone spam #KimDavis with gay porn? It would be hilarious to watch her cry like fucking pussy over it.
August 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
#Leanne is just "Reba" and "Reba" did it better.

Although, I laughed once. So I guess I've spent 20m doing stupider things. 🤷‍♀️
August 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ya know....this bullshit is exactly what id expect from a corrupt govt
July 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons

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July 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Still mildly stoned this morning. Oops. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🌬
July 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I just learned #CaughtWithSidePiece is a genre of video on YouTube. 😆
July 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
today's @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social is extra funny if you haven't listened
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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The greatest tool working people have to win dignity, power and respect is organizing.

So proud to stand with labor as your Democratic nominee for Mayor of New York City.
July 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gettin some overtime today and tomorrow 💪 (only a few hours. But still)
June 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM