Cheery McGee and the Christmas Boys
@mementomori.bsky.social
If the law stops you from helping a child then you probably weren’t going to help anyways
This one small step for a man. One giant leap for privatizing public institutions.
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This one small step for a man. One giant leap for privatizing public institutions.
I, for one, look forward to the day that Trump it’s perfectly lucid and energetic.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I, for one, look forward to the day that Trump it’s perfectly lucid and energetic.
Hail Satan, tis Friday once again.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hail Satan, tis Friday once again.
Honestly say this all the time about shoplifting. Let shoplifters innovate already!
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Honestly say this all the time about shoplifting. Let shoplifters innovate already!
Good morning to the 17 others out there.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning to the 17 others out there.
You ever find that one good sleeping position? Me neither.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You ever find that one good sleeping position? Me neither.
Haulin’ oats. I’ll finish this joke later
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Haulin’ oats. I’ll finish this joke later
Make a celebrity a pokemon
Taylor used Swift.
Taylor used Swift.
Make a celebrity a janitor
Taylor Swiffer
Taylor Swiffer
Make a celebrity a construction worker
Taylor Sift
Taylor Sift
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Make a celebrity a pokemon
Taylor used Swift.
Taylor used Swift.
More like re-PUBE-licans, amirite Clarence?
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
More like re-PUBE-licans, amirite Clarence?
His name is Bill Belichick not Bill ID-check.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
His name is Bill Belichick not Bill ID-check.
Blowjob? No honey, this is a blow career.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Blowjob? No honey, this is a blow career.
Time traveler yelling from ship: You all haven’t cured super cancer yet have you?
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Time traveler yelling from ship: You all haven’t cured super cancer yet have you?
I for one can’t wait for the ‘Is the President quiet quitting?’ articles
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I for one can’t wait for the ‘Is the President quiet quitting?’ articles
Hail Satan tis Friday once more
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hail Satan tis Friday once more
Can someone do the you died Souls screen but with “he’s an ephebophile”?
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Can someone do the you died Souls screen but with “he’s an ephebophile”?
Rewatching The Matrix and my god the Wachowskis have amazing transitions.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rewatching The Matrix and my god the Wachowskis have amazing transitions.
The never meet your heroes adage remains undefeated life advice
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The never meet your heroes adage remains undefeated life advice
Damn google sucks now. Guess I’ll go be wrong on reddit whenever I want accurate information.
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Damn google sucks now. Guess I’ll go be wrong on reddit whenever I want accurate information.
You take beta blockers because of stage fright. I take beta blockers because I’m a sigma male and don’t need that energy in my life. We are the exact same.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You take beta blockers because of stage fright. I take beta blockers because I’m a sigma male and don’t need that energy in my life. We are the exact same.
I was TRYING to improve the economy, your honor
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I was TRYING to improve the economy, your honor
This only happened because they took away our fidget spinners!
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This only happened because they took away our fidget spinners!
Who up risking imagination on a new type of possibility?
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Who up risking imagination on a new type of possibility?
Eight body guards? Well this calls for a second piano.
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Eight body guards? Well this calls for a second piano.
Beef tallow? Wtf? This is the future. We should be frying our potatoes in space goo, you fucking animals.
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Beef tallow? Wtf? This is the future. We should be frying our potatoes in space goo, you fucking animals.