If you need them, call them.

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If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude

Here's the speech if you haven't heard it. 13 minutes of your time. Share it with your American friends and neighbours, because they won't see it otherwise. Circulate it in Mexico and Denmark, France and the UK, Panama and Germany, Poland and Estonia, and especially -- especially -- Ukraine.

This, by @hugorifkind.bsky.social, is excellent.

archive.md/CWo5S

I’ve been expecting a letter that was sent days ago. Luckily I remembered to check my junk folder and sure enough, there it was.

@bearlypolitics.co.uk

From looks of it, I'd say our victim ran afoul of a rogue unicorn.
"Sir, I think those are bulletholes."
My god. Unicorns have guns now?

'This process includes the replacement of all first-rate talents, regardless of their political loyalties, with crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is the best guarantee of their loyalty.' (The Origins of Totalitarianism, renewed version, A Harvest Book New York, 1976, 339)