MissMeliss
@melysse.bsky.social
Writer. Podcaster. Book reviewer. Word-ninja. Bathtub mermaid. Kayak junkie. Blue dot in Florida. #feminist. The #beach is my happy place. #startrek is my favorite universe. #Coffee is my higher power.
#MusicAdvent #alphabetical by band/artist name (first or last) Day 3: This one is a childhood favorite.
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Morning Has Broken
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December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
#MusicAdvent #alphabetical by band/artist name (first or last) Day 3: This one is a childhood favorite.
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Fead an Iolar (The Eagle's Whistle)
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December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. Today’s prompt is “clock.”
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TBM-2512.01 – Dog Days of Advent: Clock | The Bathtub Mermaid
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December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. Today’s prompt is “clock.”
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Just reviewed @tuckermaymysteries.bsky.social 's debut novel DEATH OF A BILLIONAIRE. Spoiler alert: I loved it. www.bibliotica.com/2025/11/revi...
Review: Death of a Billionaire, by Tucker May
For a first novel, Death of a Billionaire is remarkably polished, deeply entertaining, and packed with personality. I turned the final page already hoping this is only the beginning of a long writi…
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November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just reviewed @tuckermaymysteries.bsky.social 's debut novel DEATH OF A BILLIONAIRE. Spoiler alert: I loved it. www.bibliotica.com/2025/11/revi...
🧜♀️ Dive into the complexities of Thanksgiving with your favorite Actual Woman of the Sea. This episode is a blend of humor and heartfelt reflections on gratitude, grief, and the joy of sharing. Perfect for your holiday listening! #Thanksgiving #MermaidMinute
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Mermaid Minute: Thanksgiving 2025 | The Bathtub Mermaid
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November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🧜♀️ Dive into the complexities of Thanksgiving with your favorite Actual Woman of the Sea. This episode is a blend of humor and heartfelt reflections on gratitude, grief, and the joy of sharing. Perfect for your holiday listening! #Thanksgiving #MermaidMinute
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Three weeks picking a costume for one night?
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Three weeks picking a costume for one night?
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
Under the water, we call that Tuesday.
#CostumeCrisis #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #HalloweenHumor #OceanObservations
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Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
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October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
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Even in the movies, scenes of the White House getting blown up by invading aliens or terrorists feel emotionally unsettling.
It’s the People’s House after all.
So imagine having to witness its destruction in real life…and the culprit is the President.
It’s the People’s House after all.
So imagine having to witness its destruction in real life…and the culprit is the President.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Even in the movies, scenes of the White House getting blown up by invading aliens or terrorists feel emotionally unsettling.
It’s the People’s House after all.
So imagine having to witness its destruction in real life…and the culprit is the President.
It’s the People’s House after all.
So imagine having to witness its destruction in real life…and the culprit is the President.
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Ooh, I'm so verklempt. The holodeck! It's an energy-to-matter converter, using force fields and holographic emitters to make solid, breathable environments. You can have a whole planet, right there! But, God forbid, the safety protocols fail, and then whoosh, you're eaten by a holodeck lion!
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ooh, I'm so verklempt. The holodeck! It's an energy-to-matter converter, using force fields and holographic emitters to make solid, breathable environments. You can have a whole planet, right there! But, God forbid, the safety protocols fail, and then whoosh, you're eaten by a holodeck lion!
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A really great self reflection here. Our future tries to teach us to see ourselves each as Heroes on the Heroes Journey to change society, when instead we need to see ourselves as part of a community shifting and changing. Individual and community need to be balanced - not one over the other.
Now watching: “Why Tech Oligarchs Love Star Trek” by @jessiegender.bsky.social. Incoherent amateur review, and even more incoherent self reflection, to follow.
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A really great self reflection here. Our future tries to teach us to see ourselves each as Heroes on the Heroes Journey to change society, when instead we need to see ourselves as part of a community shifting and changing. Individual and community need to be balanced - not one over the other.
Midnight. The fridge light. The whisper of “just one bite.”
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Midnight. The fridge light. The whisper of “just one bite.”
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
You raid your fridge; we raid the reef.
Everyone’s pretending it’s fine.
#MidnightSnacks #SpookySeason #SeaHumor #OceanObservations #LateNight
Mermaid Minute: Why do landwalkers pay admission to walk through other people's sad goodbyes. Let's talk about haunted houses.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mermaid Minute: Why do landwalkers pay admission to walk through other people's sad goodbyes. Let's talk about haunted houses.
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Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
I've been really bad about posting here, mostly because most of my apps don't have an autopost function for BlueSky. But on my podcast,I'm 1/3 of the way through a 31-day horror story called MIRROR MIRROR. I hope you'll check it out: www.bathtubmermaid.com/category/pod...
Mirror Mirror – The Bathtub Mermaid
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October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've been really bad about posting here, mostly because most of my apps don't have an autopost function for BlueSky. But on my podcast,I'm 1/3 of the way through a 31-day horror story called MIRROR MIRROR. I hope you'll check it out: www.bathtubmermaid.com/category/pod...
Tonight I have not just one story, but three—threads of salt and myth, memory and resistance—woven from sea and sky.
#audio #talesfromthetub #essays #shortstories #flashfiction #pirates #ghosts #mermaids #storms #startrek
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#audio #talesfromthetub #essays #shortstories #flashfiction #pirates #ghosts #mermaids #storms #startrek
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September 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tonight I have not just one story, but three—threads of salt and myth, memory and resistance—woven from sea and sky.
#audio #talesfromthetub #essays #shortstories #flashfiction #pirates #ghosts #mermaids #storms #startrek
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#audio #talesfromthetub #essays #shortstories #flashfiction #pirates #ghosts #mermaids #storms #startrek
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So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. But let’s not forget: Some of the sharpest swords, fiercest tempers, and cleverest strategies belonged to women.
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. But let’s not forget: Some of the sharpest swords, fiercest tempers, and cleverest strategies belonged to women.
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #talklikeapirateday #talklikeapirate #annebonny #maryread #femalepiratesruledthewaves
All that fuss about machines to visit the past or peek into the future. But mermaids? Honey, we’ve been at it for centuries…
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All that fuss about machines to visit the past or peek into the future. But mermaids? Honey, we’ve been at it for centuries…
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #memedelmare #tidetravel #timetravel
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September 8th is a double holiday: Star Trek Day and World Ampersand Day. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, Star Trek makes sense — but what’s an ampersand?”
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
September 8th is a double holiday: Star Trek Day and World Ampersand Day. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, Star Trek makes sense — but what’s an ampersand?”
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
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#audio #short #humor #mermaidminute #startrek #startrekday #worldampersandday #ampersand
Can you unlock the secrets of the keys before the enemy does?
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
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Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
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September 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can you unlock the secrets of the keys before the enemy does?
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
Read my review and enter the giveaway here: www.bibliotica.com/2025/09/revi...
Join the mission in The Bulls of Bashan. @lonestarlit.bsky.social
#LSLLBullsofBashan #TexasAuthor #LoneStarLit
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August 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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So today, we remember the women who marched, protested, and risked it all to crack open those voting booths. And we also honor the ones who had to keep fighting long after 1920, because justice doesn’t always arrive on time.
So today, we remember the women who marched, protested, and risked it all to crack open those voting booths. And we also honor the ones who had to keep fighting long after 1920, because justice doesn’t always arrive on time.
TBM-2508.26 -Mermaid Minute Bonus: 19th Amendment | The Bathtub Mermaid
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August 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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So today, we remember the women who marched, protested, and risked it all to crack open those voting booths. And we also honor the ones who had to keep fighting long after 1920, because justice doesn’t always arrive on time.
So today, we remember the women who marched, protested, and risked it all to crack open those voting booths. And we also honor the ones who had to keep fighting long after 1920, because justice doesn’t always arrive on time.
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Painting over a rainbow doesn’t erase the people who live it, love it, and shine it every single day. That’s like trying to paint over the tide. The water’s just going to wash back in.
Painting over a rainbow doesn’t erase the people who live it, love it, and shine it every single day. That’s like trying to paint over the tide. The water’s just going to wash back in.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Painting over a rainbow doesn’t erase the people who live it, love it, and shine it every single day. That’s like trying to paint over the tide. The water’s just going to wash back in.
Painting over a rainbow doesn’t erase the people who live it, love it, and shine it every single day. That’s like trying to paint over the tide. The water’s just going to wash back in.
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Now more than ever, we writers must write with courage and conviction. “This is the time for Big Poems” ~Gwendolyn Brooks
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Writing with Courage and Conviction
to the unvarnished, uncluttered, undiluted truth
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August 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Now more than ever, we writers must write with courage and conviction. “This is the time for Big Poems” ~Gwendolyn Brooks
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