Pissing during the Kill Bill intermission.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pissing during the Kill Bill intermission.
Not nondenominational. A denomination of one. Onedenominational ethical morality disorder.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Not nondenominational. A denomination of one. Onedenominational ethical morality disorder.
Update on my ongoing beef with God:
I think I’m winning.
I think I’m winning.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Update on my ongoing beef with God:
I think I’m winning.
I think I’m winning.
Ever since chat gpt became easily accessible the people at my job coincidentally got a whole lot faster at interpreting tax law.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ever since chat gpt became easily accessible the people at my job coincidentally got a whole lot faster at interpreting tax law.
Grapes go in the big green grape bowl. Don’t worry mom I got this one.
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Grapes go in the big green grape bowl. Don’t worry mom I got this one.
Crash out? I’m counting carbs. Three taco supremes is 570 calories. I’ll take that any day of the week. Try swimming to Europe with lead boots on, fascist.
October 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Crash out? I’m counting carbs. Three taco supremes is 570 calories. I’ll take that any day of the week. Try swimming to Europe with lead boots on, fascist.
Ever since I discovered folding utility blades I be ordering packages just to open them.
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ever since I discovered folding utility blades I be ordering packages just to open them.
The cheesy melt steak burrito, the single best Taco Bell item, is gone. Spirited away into the night like a lost lover.
September 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The cheesy melt steak burrito, the single best Taco Bell item, is gone. Spirited away into the night like a lost lover.
Just learned about a marvel character called the In-Betweener. Imagine trying to make dinner plans with this guy
August 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just learned about a marvel character called the In-Betweener. Imagine trying to make dinner plans with this guy
Yeah they’re calling him “headband Joe” on accounta he started wearing headbands.
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yeah they’re calling him “headband Joe” on accounta he started wearing headbands.
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Hung jury implies the existence of a Micropenis jury
August 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hung jury implies the existence of a Micropenis jury
Narrowing in on a watch / watchband combo that’s really gonna change the game for me.
July 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Narrowing in on a watch / watchband combo that’s really gonna change the game for me.
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I’m on that REM shit every night
July 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m on that REM shit every night
Looking for a job where I get paid a lot of money to keep secrets.
July 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Looking for a job where I get paid a lot of money to keep secrets.
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
Smith Point beach bathrooms have FOUR tp rolls per stall what is this the Louvre
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Smith Point beach bathrooms have FOUR tp rolls per stall what is this the Louvre
My cat is not scared of Horror Movies, probably because he lacks crucial context.
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My cat is not scared of Horror Movies, probably because he lacks crucial context.
I’m always interrupting lesbians’ business. I don’t even mean to but our paths just cross.
June 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m always interrupting lesbians’ business. I don’t even mean to but our paths just cross.
Trump Bombing Iran because they have nukes? Don’t we have nukes? Iran has the right to defend itself by settling Gaza. I also nominate @chuckschumer.com to be Viceroy when we take Montreal send Qs about parking to @journaldemontreal.com
June 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Trump Bombing Iran because they have nukes? Don’t we have nukes? Iran has the right to defend itself by settling Gaza. I also nominate @chuckschumer.com to be Viceroy when we take Montreal send Qs about parking to @journaldemontreal.com
“Fuck my Ass” (2025)
Oil on canvass on drywall
Oil on canvass on drywall
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Fuck my Ass” (2025)
Oil on canvass on drywall
Oil on canvass on drywall
Cat managed to snag one of my home fried potatoes and I just let it happen.
June 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cat managed to snag one of my home fried potatoes and I just let it happen.
If I was Yahweh I’d do everything exactly the same except instead of the Israelites I would choose the Chinese because their food is better.
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If I was Yahweh I’d do everything exactly the same except instead of the Israelites I would choose the Chinese because their food is better.
The verdict is in, people.
June 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The verdict is in, people.
I think if you resign in disgrace for sexually harassing 13 women you should become governor of the biggest city in America but if you resign in disgrace for sexually harassing 14 women you should get the death penalty.
June 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I think if you resign in disgrace for sexually harassing 13 women you should become governor of the biggest city in America but if you resign in disgrace for sexually harassing 14 women you should get the death penalty.