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Melissa
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Just here for the memes.
Do I know too much about history and feel like Canada is Poland in 1939
March 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Looks like someone ripped out the NDP and Liberal election signs out on Lawerence Ave East
February 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather.

Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.
Owners Say Cybertrucks Are Shedding Body Panels. One Thinks He Knows Why
A Tesla owner who wraps vehicles for a living has an idea why his truck lost a piece of its bodywork at speed.
www.roadandtrack.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think we’re beyond a sternly written letter to the president
February 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why is all go transit’s elevators on the lakeshore east line out of service? The answer at Pickering go was to go to rouge hill? I don’t need the elevator but for people that do, wtf GO transit
February 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My biggest complaint from the Bridgerton sneak peek is my girl Kate was not in it
February 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Would honestly prefer a coup way on the other side of the political spectrum
i'm just saying, if you were slow rolling a coup from the inside, how would it look any different than this
January 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m sorry, Kristen Stewart is on a song with lord Huron?
January 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh so he’s going full nazi
January 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I hate this I hate this I hate this
January 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is the biggest load of shit I’ve ever heard
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What is Melania’s hat
January 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Showing up in almost a month to say I am obsessed with listening to Cher’s autobiography
January 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think it’s close enough to Christmas that it’s socially acceptable to eat Panettone for breakfast
December 12, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I need to get rid of Spotify. Not only is it super expensive, but my playlists of “oldies Christmas” is filled with random, soulless, AI music that is masquerading as real artists.
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Tesla assholes are the new BMW assholes
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Melissa
If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
My new 1 hour and 20 minute commute home has been no bueno
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I haven’t but the bullet and deleted my over a decade old twitter account. I haven’t logged in but I can’t bring myself to do it
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I started my new job this week and thankfully I am no longer wanting to curl into the same position as my avatar anymore
November 21, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Hello, I never posted again. Whoops
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Hello everyone. Will I use yet another social media app? TBD
November 6, 2024 at 5:31 PM