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Melissa
@melissaott.bsky.social
She’s been lots of places and has seen lots of things. She knows a little bit about a lot. All that, and more, with a brain full of bees! 🐝
I’m showing my age with this one.

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Charlie The Unicorn Goes to Candy Mountain - CandyMountain
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February 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
To be fair, he did get his kidney stolen bc of that mountain so…
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I need to have my meltdowns privately to get it all out.
February 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Are you sure, Charlieee? Bad things happen at Candy Mountain.
February 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You can also lead it to Candy Mountain.
February 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
But all of the audio is the same and is just a rick roll.
February 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Let’s go old school Twitter style and just continuously email with what we did.

“Just ate a stale bagel and microwaved coffee. Photo attached.”

“Cleaned out refrigerator. Summary of leftovers tossed and which grew more mold attached.”

“Walked the dogs and cleaned many poops. See video.”
February 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There’s no such thing as too honest. Don’t forget to send each bullet point in a separate email!
February 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Coffee = bean water. Sooo… 🤷🏻‍♀️
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s no joke. It’s been circling for awhile. Sorry you had to deal with it too! Hope you’re feeling better.
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I also forgot to take my SSRIs for a couple days so I’m getting the brain zaps as a cherry on top.

But it could be worse. They haven’t sent me to a farm for misfit brains yet!
February 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think it’s one of the nasties going around, but not the flu or Covid. My voice is not voicing, my chest is making sounds it shouldn’t, I keep choking on whatever nonsense is in my throat, and my skin hurts. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Always an adventure.
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM