Maaaaaybe?

But how did it know tomorrow is Sunday???

I went a little nutty this week (the eggs were an accident) but I’ll be raking in the cash in a couple days.

Current situation: “I feel as though you are leading people on the Internet to believe I’m not cuddly and I need to set the record straight for the next 3.25 minutes.”

Meanwhile, *my* girl is the perfect goodest girl who does no wrong and sits when she is supposed to.

She turned 1 in November and she’s a psyyyyycho. She can cuddle for approximately 5 minutes before she has to go do important things like peeing the where she shouldn’t.

My why you no feasting on snow combs wif me? So refresh, so cronch.

If my options are -12* wind chill or this, this is a pretty decent choice. This year may have the highest number of snows since moving to Ohio.

She gets very slushed and sloshed too.

Quite possibly the best headline I’ve ever read in my entire, entire life. Shoutout to Rebecca Shaw of @theguardian.com.

Has head. Has curiosities. Will tilt head when filled with curiosities.