Reposted by Mel
fun news! I was laid off from Twilio.
going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week.
if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along!
reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week.
if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along!
reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
July 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
fun news! I was laid off from Twilio.
going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week.
if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along!
reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week.
if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along!
reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
Duo, I’m just trying to do my little lesson to take my mind off all of my family down in Southern California. 😩
January 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Duo, I’m just trying to do my little lesson to take my mind off all of my family down in Southern California. 😩
I fucking love speaking ill of the dead. Keep the memes flowing.
Honestly, the internet is at its best when a piece of shit dies.
December 5, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I fucking love speaking ill of the dead. Keep the memes flowing.
I don’t know how this happened but I was terrified I was about to see too many moths.
(I can’t stand moths.)
(I can’t stand moths.)
July 9, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I don’t know how this happened but I was terrified I was about to see too many moths.
(I can’t stand moths.)
(I can’t stand moths.)
The highlight of my day is probably going to be that my phone autocorrected Cortini to crostini.
February 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
The highlight of my day is probably going to be that my phone autocorrected Cortini to crostini.
February 29, 2024 at 1:26 AM
This has reminded me of the days when run-on snarky hashtags were a thing and I miss it because that is totally my kind of corny ass sense of humor.
February 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
This has reminded me of the days when run-on snarky hashtags were a thing and I miss it because that is totally my kind of corny ass sense of humor.
I often forget this thing exists, which is probably for the best.
February 13, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I often forget this thing exists, which is probably for the best.
I’m something of an art collector
congratulations, you now actually have a bottom tier ape:
December 17, 2023 at 5:20 AM
I’m something of an art collector
If you had told me a few years ago that I would become adept at shoving cotton swabs up my nose, I would have 1) not believed you and 2) been very confused.
December 12, 2023 at 10:41 PM
If you had told me a few years ago that I would become adept at shoving cotton swabs up my nose, I would have 1) not believed you and 2) been very confused.
Favorite pics of myself this year
a.k.a. an exercise in realizing I have very few pics of myself
a.k.a. an exercise in realizing I have very few pics of myself
December 8, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Favorite pics of myself this year
a.k.a. an exercise in realizing I have very few pics of myself
a.k.a. an exercise in realizing I have very few pics of myself
Decomposing post-work on the couch when a Signal group with some lovely folks blew up with gleeful memes.
"what were you doing when Henry Kissinger died?" is the next "where were you on 9/11?"
November 30, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Decomposing post-work on the couch when a Signal group with some lovely folks blew up with gleeful memes.
Honestly, the internet is at its best when a piece of shit dies.
November 30, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Honestly, the internet is at its best when a piece of shit dies.
My favorite hobby when going out these days is seeing how many youths are in clown make up. I don’t understand it but please, continue to do your thing and confuse the elders.
November 12, 2023 at 5:58 AM
My favorite hobby when going out these days is seeing how many youths are in clown make up. I don’t understand it but please, continue to do your thing and confuse the elders.
This. And if you start feeling defensive about this, maybe don’t follow me, and also understand that I include the US in this statement.
November 12, 2023 at 5:43 AM
This. And if you start feeling defensive about this, maybe don’t follow me, and also understand that I include the US in this statement.
Here’s a shelter puppy for your timeline.
November 12, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Here’s a shelter puppy for your timeline.
I’m bad at the internet lately but here’s a spoopy cat and the US should be tried for war crimes. ✌🏼
November 10, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I’m bad at the internet lately but here’s a spoopy cat and the US should be tried for war crimes. ✌🏼
Have you ever stepped into a crosswalk at 11pm, wearing all black, while a driverless car tries to make an unprotected left turn, just to feel something.
September 10, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Have you ever stepped into a crosswalk at 11pm, wearing all black, while a driverless car tries to make an unprotected left turn, just to feel something.
Duo’s in on this discourse too?
August 8, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Duo’s in on this discourse too?
Look at this tube of a cat.
August 8, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Look at this tube of a cat.
I don’t think I have nearly enough opinions nor thirst to be on this app. I just want to nap.
August 7, 2023 at 11:55 PM
I don’t think I have nearly enough opinions nor thirst to be on this app. I just want to nap.
My only take on the mayo discourse is RIP Wildwood zesty garlic aioli. 😢
August 7, 2023 at 11:53 PM
My only take on the mayo discourse is RIP Wildwood zesty garlic aioli. 😢