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Mel
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Hellmans packets before!
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
But there are only two other people at my gym, so these Venn diagrams check out.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is the road to hot pot
January 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tell me more about this store.
July 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Tortilla chip crust
July 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Biggest oof of a movie I’ve watched so far this year.
July 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
See also:

- listening to one song on repeat for two weeks

- wearing headphones for two hours before realizing you never started the music
July 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM
It me
July 5, 2024 at 8:03 PM
There were some set photos from a few months ago that suggest at least some aspect of this arc will be told.
July 4, 2024 at 6:19 PM
The worst part about that kind of take is that it suggests only unskilled or untalented people are capable of inflicting harm.
July 4, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I think about my jaw crashing into the toilet every time I get out of the shower. Probably totally normal thoughts, right?
May 31, 2024 at 2:41 AM
On first read, I thought you meant their informant was a dog or cat or something, and I would probably watch that.
May 8, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I can’t wait for peaches.
May 3, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I miss Waffle!
April 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Oscar Mayer should be the ones regretting not making these hot dog flavored. Cowards.
April 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
What a meaningless argument. I have gray hair yet am still pretty foolish.
April 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Wait I thought RIP was like “ded 💀” but I still use 😆 so I’m likely way wrong.
February 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I was so hoping for the Kissinger-esque revelry again.
February 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM
If you find it, let me know.
February 29, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Yessss!
February 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM