Young Woman Always Broke⁷ - 0.01% (Mel)
@melboombos.bsky.social
Lazy BTS hag (30+) stan account mixed w/ other acts (Janet, Ann Marie Lastrassi hive adjacent) & hobbies I care too much about (dragging GoT, TV, movies,eating)/🙋🏿 - yep from Twitter and still living near Baltimore
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To my ARMYs who remember me from arguing down on Twitter, I'm old and tired now so I'm going try to be better here 😬🤞🏿💜
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jealous of all the oomfs who don’t have to work because of cloudflare
deepest condolences to all the oomfs who are having to work double because of cloudflare
deepest condolences to all the oomfs who are having to work double because of cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
jealous of all the oomfs who don’t have to work because of cloudflare
deepest condolences to all the oomfs who are having to work double because of cloudflare
deepest condolences to all the oomfs who are having to work double because of cloudflare
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Cloudflare says it has begun to resolve an outage disrupting access to sites like X, ChatGPT
Outage at Cloudflare disrupts access to some popular websites
Cloudflare said Tuesday an issue had impacted "multiple customers."
abcnews.go.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Cloudflare says it has begun to resolve an outage disrupting access to sites like X, ChatGPT
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Teedra Moses 🤌🏾
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Teedra Moses 🤌🏾
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Twitter is malfunctioning like crazy the DAY of the Epstein vote lmao
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Twitter is malfunctioning like crazy the DAY of the Epstein vote lmao
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Oh hey y'all 🤭🤭🤭
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh hey y'all 🤭🤭🤭
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One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
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yesterday i saw someone throw a FRESH cup of coffee at a passing cybertruck.
like pulled out of the dunkin’ donuts, stopped at a light next to it, threw the cup, and hit a u-turn to get back into the drive thru 😭😭😭😭😭
like pulled out of the dunkin’ donuts, stopped at a light next to it, threw the cup, and hit a u-turn to get back into the drive thru 😭😭😭😭😭
March 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
yesterday i saw someone throw a FRESH cup of coffee at a passing cybertruck.
like pulled out of the dunkin’ donuts, stopped at a light next to it, threw the cup, and hit a u-turn to get back into the drive thru 😭😭😭😭😭
like pulled out of the dunkin’ donuts, stopped at a light next to it, threw the cup, and hit a u-turn to get back into the drive thru 😭😭😭😭😭
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Twitter/X has experienced 3 outages so far today.
March 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Twitter/X has experienced 3 outages so far today.
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Me talking to the day after losing a hour for daylight savings time:
March 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me talking to the day after losing a hour for daylight savings time:
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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May I recommend converting Lauryn Hill Standard Time. No adjustment is required. People're just lucky you showed up
Everyone should have the day off after Daylight Saving Time. We need at least 48 hours to adjust.
March 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
May I recommend converting Lauryn Hill Standard Time. No adjustment is required. People're just lucky you showed up
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watching everyone flood to bluesky whenever there’s a problem with twitter and then go back whenever it’s fixed is like watching your friend repeatedly get back with their abusive ex
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
watching everyone flood to bluesky whenever there’s a problem with twitter and then go back whenever it’s fixed is like watching your friend repeatedly get back with their abusive ex
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This is so spot-on it’s scary.
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
This is so spot-on it’s scary.
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I know Vivek got these people HOT!!! I had to read this out loud to my mama
December 28, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I know Vivek got these people HOT!!! I had to read this out loud to my mama
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*serious situation*
my brain :
my brain :
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
*serious situation*
my brain :
my brain :
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BEYONCÉ.
Halftime of Ravens vs. Texans. Kickoff at 4:30PM ET. Christmas Day on Netflix
Halftime of Ravens vs. Texans. Kickoff at 4:30PM ET. Christmas Day on Netflix
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 PM
BEYONCÉ.
Halftime of Ravens vs. Texans. Kickoff at 4:30PM ET. Christmas Day on Netflix
Halftime of Ravens vs. Texans. Kickoff at 4:30PM ET. Christmas Day on Netflix
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It’s been 35 days and my heart is still broken. I will never understand how so many could be so easily duped. I miss the joy. I miss the laughter. I miss the music. I miss the hope. I miss Tim Walz’ dad-isms.
December 11, 2024 at 2:19 AM
It’s been 35 days and my heart is still broken. I will never understand how so many could be so easily duped. I miss the joy. I miss the laughter. I miss the music. I miss the hope. I miss Tim Walz’ dad-isms.
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The reason teen pregnancy was statistically WIPED OUT with Millennials was because my generation of girls received the most comprehensive, in your face examples of it in media and public health campaigns and was taught more about sexual education than any other generation in modern history.
December 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The reason teen pregnancy was statistically WIPED OUT with Millennials was because my generation of girls received the most comprehensive, in your face examples of it in media and public health campaigns and was taught more about sexual education than any other generation in modern history.
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If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
December 11, 2024 at 6:31 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
I see it's h0rny hours on this app.
three men are standing next to each other on a red carpet at a bet awards event .
ALT: three men are standing next to each other on a red carpet at a bet awards event .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I see it's h0rny hours on this app.