Huey Neutron
@dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social
40+ Teflon Teddy Bear. Navy vet. Former poor righteous comedian.
Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai.
Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿
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Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai.
Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿
linktr.ee/danteekks
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I hate when people are surprised by how not surprised I am by human stupidity. Somewhere right now, somebody’s arguing the Earth is flat while somebody else debates a muh'fukka with an imaginary friend in the sky. I save surprise for surprising shit, not nonsense.
We’ve reached the point where you can’t even blame Dave Matthews anymore. You’ve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We’ve reached the point where you can’t even blame Dave Matthews anymore. You’ve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics....
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Go Follow Nikalie on TikTok @nikalie.monroe #duet #food #christian #church #snap #snapbenefits #baby
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November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics....
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick.
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
a man in a blue jacket is standing next to another man in a white shirt and talking to him .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing next to another man in a white shirt and talking to him .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick.
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
"He's only punching diiiiicks!" #Dispatch
a cartoon smiley face is laughing and crying with tears coming out of its eyes .
ALT: a cartoon smiley face is laughing and crying with tears coming out of its eyes .
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November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"He's only punching diiiiicks!" #Dispatch
