More talk, no cattle here since he’s not going anytime soon: There has never been a manned Starship flight ever and there will not be until it is safe (last two launches went boom and most of others, eight in total, except a shaky 4th and an excellent 5th, have had an explosive result).

This is demented.

My favorite Grammy moment was folks booing Snoop. I hope he woke up stressed this morning. Amen.

I’ve never been good at Greek mythology.

It’s always been my Achilles elbow.

Ah, my perennial D.C. snow tradition continues. This morning, I wiped out on a patch of ice so spectacularly, ass over head, briefly one with God and the angels, that after gingerly getting back up and dusting myself off, I got this notification on my phone, which is a first.

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

I’m sorry I posted this again but I can’t get over this is going to be into the WH again. ☠️

It’s Christmas Eve

Which means it’s time for…

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