Saw New Order live last night. Slightly better than this #totp

“Pumpkin Spice” in your coffee is just the worst thing. It’s ruined my morning beverage and made me angry. Bollocks.

Can I speak for us all Keith, when I tell you to go get fucked? #totp

New hair day!

Aaaah Sunday evening without the work dread, safe in the knowledge you have some time off. Roast dinner in the oven, wine open, absolutely fecking blissful.

You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with 7 beautiful bins.

And you may ask yourself, "Wow, who needs 7 bins?"

And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

And you may tell yourself, "These aren’t my 7 bins!"

I told twitter I was going out to get cigarettes.

"Twitter users arriving at Bluesky", Théodore Géricault, 1819

Morning The Blue Sky - miserable, wet and windy up here north of the border. Had a suitably wet dog walk, punctuated by Labradors chasing frogs. Now sitting quietly with tea whilst they eat their breakfast/try to intimidate the little nervous rescue into surrendering his. Fun times.

Sure I’ll get the hang of this in time. Do we do hashtags on here? Or is that too X like?