Melania Noire
@melanianoire.myatproto.social
In action how like an Angel, in apprehension how like a god.
I’m not the rule, I’m the exception.
Pharmakeia.
https://linktr.ee/MelaniaNoire
I’m not the rule, I’m the exception.
Pharmakeia.
https://linktr.ee/MelaniaNoire
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Slop podcasts?! Hell within hell.
Sony has patented a system to use AI to generate individualized podcasts featuring its biggest characters and mascots. https://t.co/N6Enjxeh9H
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Slop podcasts?! Hell within hell.
Oh I didn’t think of that while watching clips. Yeah you wouldn’t see anything with those like 7 foot plants up and he’s walking through them. You’d see the production not the actual show lol
The way Bad Bunny set up his halftime show, the best place to see it from was the worst seats in the stadium, all the way at the top.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Oh I didn’t think of that while watching clips. Yeah you wouldn’t see anything with those like 7 foot plants up and he’s walking through them. You’d see the production not the actual show lol
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The way Bad Bunny set up his halftime show, the best place to see it from was the worst seats in the stadium, all the way at the top.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The way Bad Bunny set up his halftime show, the best place to see it from was the worst seats in the stadium, all the way at the top.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.
Orphan Black starts so good and falls off like season 3.
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Orphan Black starts so good and falls off like season 3.
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
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First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
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I know it sound like a button in a tin can when y’all shake y’all head
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I know it sound like a button in a tin can when y’all shake y’all head
Remember to type in -ai whenever you use google so it doesn’t give you AI generated answers.
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Remember to type in -ai whenever you use google so it doesn’t give you AI generated answers.
Who needs you?
The flipping Newport has chimed in
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Who needs you?
Ohhhhh yeaaah the stupid are going to be BIG mad about this.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Ohhhhh yeaaah the stupid are going to be BIG mad about this.
STUNNING. I miss her like I knew her.
Nippy, ladies and gentlemen.
she doesn't have no business being dead 🥺🥺🥺
she doesn't have no business being dead 🥺🥺🥺
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
STUNNING. I miss her like I knew her.
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"We're not doing mass surveillance under the aegis of a single corporation. We're finding lost dogs!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"We're not doing mass surveillance under the aegis of a single corporation. We're finding lost dogs!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I --
What is this?
What is this?
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I --
What is this?
What is this?
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Keep it going! Diversity is fun and makes money.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Keep it going! Diversity is fun and makes money.
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Jessica Alba, Pedro Pascal, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, Cardi B and Alix Earle attend #SuperBowl LX (Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Jessica Alba, Pedro Pascal, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, Cardi B and Alix Earle attend #SuperBowl LX (Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
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February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Spotted in Bad Bunny's Casita during his Super Bowl Halftime Show performance:
Karol G
Cardi B
Jessica Alba
Alix Earle
Pedro Pascal
Karol G
Cardi B
Jessica Alba
Alix Earle
Pedro Pascal
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Spotted in Bad Bunny's Casita during his Super Bowl Halftime Show performance:
Karol G
Cardi B
Jessica Alba
Alix Earle
Pedro Pascal
Karol G
Cardi B
Jessica Alba
Alix Earle
Pedro Pascal
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It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
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Valentines Day full drop is here! Everything in the shop for the next 2 weeks will be free standard shipping. Lots of sets so it makes for a cute galentine’s or friendship gift #etsy #valentines
camachoscreationsus.etsy.com
camachoscreationsus.etsy.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Valentines Day full drop is here! Everything in the shop for the next 2 weeks will be free standard shipping. Lots of sets so it makes for a cute galentine’s or friendship gift #etsy #valentines
camachoscreationsus.etsy.com
camachoscreationsus.etsy.com
So how's the game going?
a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face
ALT: a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
So how's the game going?
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Benito starting off with some authentic cultural imagery lmao I know the racists are SEETHING. EXCELLENT.
GO BENITO GO, VAMOS 💃🏾
GO BENITO GO, VAMOS 💃🏾
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Benito starting off with some authentic cultural imagery lmao I know the racists are SEETHING. EXCELLENT.
GO BENITO GO, VAMOS 💃🏾
GO BENITO GO, VAMOS 💃🏾