Nick, the Melanated Magician (they/them)
@melanatedmagus.blacksky.app
36. Chicago. Sociology Master’s Student interested in how Nerd Culture and also Queer Culture works, but also their intersection. Also other stuff. Not angry enough to be a socialist, too 🫳🏾 to be a liberal. Gender is a scam.
Lol when you rant about the senate for an hour to your partner who’s just trying to be Regular
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Lol when you rant about the senate for an hour to your partner who’s just trying to be Regular
Not my hometown, but I’ll Rep other parts of Illinois too: more people should know about the Horseshoe.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not my hometown, but I’ll Rep other parts of Illinois too: more people should know about the Horseshoe.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Okay I LABORED over this; here’s a song for each year and an alternate. I’m sure if you asked me again after I woke up from sleeping tonight I’d come up with a list of 20 different songs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Okay I LABORED over this; here’s a song for each year and an alternate. I’m sure if you asked me again after I woke up from sleeping tonight I’d come up with a list of 20 different songs.
lol the seasons really aren’t fucking around this year. Can’t remember the last time (if ever) the first snow was a snow storm.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
lol the seasons really aren’t fucking around this year. Can’t remember the last time (if ever) the first snow was a snow storm.
lol
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
lol
I’ll keep it real yall: the last bit of this article strikes me as him skating past accountability and just wanting to be forgiven.
His candidacy should be cooked.
His candidacy should be cooked.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’ll keep it real yall: the last bit of this article strikes me as him skating past accountability and just wanting to be forgiven.
His candidacy should be cooked.
His candidacy should be cooked.
*Attempts to recreate WNUA 95.5
*Spiritbox
*Ghost (specifically Infestissumum and Meliora)
*The Last Poppy album
*Pretty Hate Machine
*Spiritbox
*Ghost (specifically Infestissumum and Meliora)
*The Last Poppy album
*Pretty Hate Machine
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
*Attempts to recreate WNUA 95.5
*Spiritbox
*Ghost (specifically Infestissumum and Meliora)
*The Last Poppy album
*Pretty Hate Machine
*Spiritbox
*Ghost (specifically Infestissumum and Meliora)
*The Last Poppy album
*Pretty Hate Machine
OkCupid! We bonded over a shared admiration of Tom Colicchio, which led to 5 dates on 2 weeks.
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
OkCupid! We bonded over a shared admiration of Tom Colicchio, which led to 5 dates on 2 weeks.
Can I say something about Gene Kelly?
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can I say something about Gene Kelly?
This is Lynn Thigpin erasure.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is Lynn Thigpin erasure.
For those of you not super familiar with my part of the far north side, this is the Chicago Metropolitan Agency for Planning estimate of how many non-English speakers there are in my neighborhood relative to the city and Chicagoland as a whole. So only communicating a danger in English ain’t it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
For those of you not super familiar with my part of the far north side, this is the Chicago Metropolitan Agency for Planning estimate of how many non-English speakers there are in my neighborhood relative to the city and Chicagoland as a whole. So only communicating a danger in English ain’t it.
Im a tarot girly. But also my whole spiritual practice is in shambles and I haven’t pulled cards in quite some time.
September 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Im a tarot girly. But also my whole spiritual practice is in shambles and I haven’t pulled cards in quite some time.
Yeah her name is Leslie and we’re married. If its other people, thats a them problem at this point.
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Yeah her name is Leslie and we’re married. If its other people, thats a them problem at this point.
#8: Scare Me (2020). Another Josh Rubin joint. He’s really good at this horror thing; hope we keep getting this type of stuff from him in addition to the comedy work.
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
#8: Scare Me (2020). Another Josh Rubin joint. He’s really good at this horror thing; hope we keep getting this type of stuff from him in addition to the comedy work.
Respectfully delivering
September 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Respectfully delivering
#7: A Wounded Fawn (2022). The link here is Anna Lind, who had a minor part in the last joint and is the center piece of this one.
September 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#7: A Wounded Fawn (2022). The link here is Anna Lind, who had a minor part in the last joint and is the center piece of this one.
#6: Jakob’s Wife (2021). More Larry Fessenden! This one I haven’t seen yet, so hopefully it’s good.
September 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#6: Jakob’s Wife (2021). More Larry Fessenden! This one I haven’t seen yet, so hopefully it’s good.
#5: Still going with the Lauren Ashley Carter/Larry Fessenden team up films. This time, it’s Pod (2015).
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
#5: Still going with the Lauren Ashley Carter/Larry Fessenden team up films. This time, it’s Pod (2015).
#4: the other Lauren Ashley Carter/Larry Fessenden/Sean Young movie, Darling (2015).
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
#4: the other Lauren Ashley Carter/Larry Fessenden/Sean Young movie, Darling (2015).
#3: Another joint with Sean Young, Jug Face (2013)! I remember really liking this back when it came out and I was watching a lot of contemporary indie horror.
September 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#3: Another joint with Sean Young, Jug Face (2013)! I remember really liking this back when it came out and I was watching a lot of contemporary indie horror.
#2: Went for a deep cut Skeet Ulrich connection, in Escape Room (2017). This movie is stupid with 2 “O”s. But I think it’s gonna set something really fun up so whatever.
September 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
#2: Went for a deep cut Skeet Ulrich connection, in Escape Room (2017). This movie is stupid with 2 “O”s. But I think it’s gonna set something really fun up so whatever.
Started with an old favorite: The Craft (1996)!
September 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Started with an old favorite: The Craft (1996)!