Megs M'legs
@megsthefirst.bsky.social
First of her name, lover of glitter, mother of cats.
Will Bales once brought a rake to a drone fight and we should talk about that more.
Will Bales once brought a rake to a drone fight and we should talk about that more.
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If we absolutely *had* to make a Leonard Cohen song a "Christmas" song, it should have been "Anthem", yes, I will die on this hill.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If we absolutely *had* to make a Leonard Cohen song a "Christmas" song, it should have been "Anthem", yes, I will die on this hill.
With the holiday season upon us I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I absolutely do not care about your dissertation on why "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie.
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
With the holiday season upon us I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I absolutely do not care about your dissertation on why "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie.
Charlie Kirk being murdered isn't going to make people forget that y'all still need to release the unredacted Epstein files.
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Charlie Kirk being murdered isn't going to make people forget that y'all still need to release the unredacted Epstein files.
Charlie Kirk would have said it was okay that those children died today because it meant other people could still keep their guns.
He can burn, burn, burn or whatever The Byrds said
He can burn, burn, burn or whatever The Byrds said
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Charlie Kirk would have said it was okay that those children died today because it meant other people could still keep their guns.
He can burn, burn, burn or whatever The Byrds said
He can burn, burn, burn or whatever The Byrds said
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Why is every leaked letter to Jeffrey Epstein from all these billionaires and politicians like
"Dear Jeffy Weffy
You are pedophile. That's awesome. So am I.
UwU. ~The future President of the United States "
"Dear Jeffy Weffy
You are pedophile. That's awesome. So am I.
UwU. ~The future President of the United States "
September 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why is every leaked letter to Jeffrey Epstein from all these billionaires and politicians like
"Dear Jeffy Weffy
You are pedophile. That's awesome. So am I.
UwU. ~The future President of the United States "
"Dear Jeffy Weffy
You are pedophile. That's awesome. So am I.
UwU. ~The future President of the United States "
My kingdom for never setting foot in Microsoft Teams ever again.
August 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My kingdom for never setting foot in Microsoft Teams ever again.
My one regret about not having children is that this would have been a bitchin way for me to announce a pregnancy.
July 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My one regret about not having children is that this would have been a bitchin way for me to announce a pregnancy.
A friend of mine is facing $100K+ in medical bills to treat a melanoma in her eye.
I know everyone is strapped right now, but if you have a little to spare, please consider sending it her way or at the very least share her GFM on your on feeds 💖
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
I know everyone is strapped right now, but if you have a little to spare, please consider sending it her way or at the very least share her GFM on your on feeds 💖
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Fiancé's Eye Cancer Treatment, organized by JESSICA SQUITIERI
My fiancé Jessica Squitieri has recently been diagnosed with choroidal mel… JESSICA SQUITIERI needs your support for Support for Fiancé's Eye Cancer Treatment
www.gofundme.com
June 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A friend of mine is facing $100K+ in medical bills to treat a melanoma in her eye.
I know everyone is strapped right now, but if you have a little to spare, please consider sending it her way or at the very least share her GFM on your on feeds 💖
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
I know everyone is strapped right now, but if you have a little to spare, please consider sending it her way or at the very least share her GFM on your on feeds 💖
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
May 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
His and Hers: Beach Reading Edition with @bsodano.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
His and Hers: Beach Reading Edition with @bsodano.bsky.social
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Periodic reminder: if you get a letter from a collections agency saying that you owe a debt, always, ALWAYS send them a letter to make them validate that a) you owe the debt and b) they are legally entitled to collect it from you.
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Periodic reminder: if you get a letter from a collections agency saying that you owe a debt, always, ALWAYS send them a letter to make them validate that a) you owe the debt and b) they are legally entitled to collect it from you.
I wonder what life is like for reality TV stars in other countries. Like, are they also elected to offices they aren't qualfied for on multiple occasions or ... ???
May 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I wonder what life is like for reality TV stars in other countries. Like, are they also elected to offices they aren't qualfied for on multiple occasions or ... ???
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You know Trump heard "first American pope" and got his hopes up for a moment.
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You know Trump heard "first American pope" and got his hopes up for a moment.
They legit picked the American to be pope when *gestures wildly* all THIS?!?!?
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They legit picked the American to be pope when *gestures wildly* all THIS?!?!?
Once upon a time, Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and everyone on both sides decided "Okay, you need to go crawl into a hole where we never have to hear from you again", and he did just that.
It was great. The End.
It was great. The End.
May 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Once upon a time, Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and everyone on both sides decided "Okay, you need to go crawl into a hole where we never have to hear from you again", and he did just that.
It was great. The End.
It was great. The End.
If you're on the fence about seeing "Thunderbolts" and also love how Pixar movies have been tackling mental health issues in the last decade or so, go see "Thunderbolts"
May 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you're on the fence about seeing "Thunderbolts" and also love how Pixar movies have been tackling mental health issues in the last decade or so, go see "Thunderbolts"
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I think Bella Ramsey deserves to throw bricks at people
April 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I think Bella Ramsey deserves to throw bricks at people
Imagine going to meet the Pope and finding out that he would literally rather die than call you a good person.
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Imagine going to meet the Pope and finding out that he would literally rather die than call you a good person.
Suri Cruise is 19 today. Now that we don't have to worry about her dad kidnapping her to give her to Scientology, how much longer do we have to wait for Katie Holmes to finally put out a tell-all?!?!?
April 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Suri Cruise is 19 today. Now that we don't have to worry about her dad kidnapping her to give her to Scientology, how much longer do we have to wait for Katie Holmes to finally put out a tell-all?!?!?
This is Proto Zoa erasure and I will not stand for it.
April 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is Proto Zoa erasure and I will not stand for it.
Every single person that "Yas, Queen!"-ed Katy Perry's whole "putting the 'ass' in 'astronaut'" owes Judy Resnik an apology.
April 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Every single person that "Yas, Queen!"-ed Katy Perry's whole "putting the 'ass' in 'astronaut'" owes Judy Resnik an apology.
The more people insist it's Hannah, the more convinced I am that Mari is Pit Girl #yellowjackets
March 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The more people insist it's Hannah, the more convinced I am that Mari is Pit Girl #yellowjackets