Anderson Cooper DeJean
@megmess.bsky.social
Sports fan, shit talker, Coal Region survivor, clothes hoarder, joke maker, iced tea lover, Philadelphian.
Just wishing my pals @thejawnoftime.bsky.social and @lanccorob.bsky.social a happy Brand New at the Mann
July 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just wishing my pals @thejawnoftime.bsky.social and @lanccorob.bsky.social a happy Brand New at the Mann
Ricky Bobby Nash Bridges
June 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ricky Bobby Nash Bridges
Livin in dis big blue worldt
Got my head up ina Ouder Space
I kneau I'll be eh-eau eh-eau kay
Got my head up ina Ouder Space
I kneau I'll be eh-eau eh-eau kay
June 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Livin in dis big blue worldt
Got my head up ina Ouder Space
I kneau I'll be eh-eau eh-eau kay
Got my head up ina Ouder Space
I kneau I'll be eh-eau eh-eau kay
Can you put Truck Nuts on a Toyota Corolla?
May 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Can you put Truck Nuts on a Toyota Corolla?
The world is cooked sure, but I just received an unsolicited blurred dick pic so maybe the perverts are getting scared?????
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The world is cooked sure, but I just received an unsolicited blurred dick pic so maybe the perverts are getting scared?????
Folks, he is married and wears no ring. Another dud. Very on brand for me. Fml
One of my regular customers slid into my DMs and I am not mad about it but I also do not eant to get weird about it please save me from myself
May 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Folks, he is married and wears no ring. Another dud. Very on brand for me. Fml
One of my regular customers slid into my DMs and I am not mad about it but I also do not eant to get weird about it please save me from myself
May 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One of my regular customers slid into my DMs and I am not mad about it but I also do not eant to get weird about it please save me from myself
No need to keep showing Nola when we're getting shut out
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No need to keep showing Nola when we're getting shut out
My boss tagged me in a LinkedIn post and I fear I have become Too Important at Work
April 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My boss tagged me in a LinkedIn post and I fear I have become Too Important at Work
This guy has a tapeworm sticking out of his ass on 911 and I will be having nightmares
April 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This guy has a tapeworm sticking out of his ass on 911 and I will be having nightmares
Worst sunburn of my life at the Tweeter Center
What's the most random band you saw live?
I still have vivid memories of Alien Ant Farm at 2001 Warped Tour at Race City Speedway in Calgary.
I still have vivid memories of Alien Ant Farm at 2001 Warped Tour at Race City Speedway in Calgary.
April 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Worst sunburn of my life at the Tweeter Center
I've lost 45 pounds since December. Wild.
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've lost 45 pounds since December. Wild.
Started 911 today. Might be @dumplingmenace.bsky.social's influence.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Started 911 today. Might be @dumplingmenace.bsky.social's influence.
Saw someone asking when was the last time the Phillies hit a HR? It was last night. I beg of you to watch baseball before you get mad about it.
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Saw someone asking when was the last time the Phillies hit a HR? It was last night. I beg of you to watch baseball before you get mad about it.
Reposted by Anderson Cooper DeJean
Aaron Nola:
From the bathroom: “oh my god this turd is hugeeee! It’s probably gonna clog the toilet. I can’t believe how big it is!”
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Aaron Nola:
My seniors on my staff are leaving soon and while I'm going to be sad when they're (one, maybe two) gone, I know I have made an impression on their lives when I get a text that says "They keep Nola in for 5 innings after giving up 4 runs" as Joe Ross went into the game 😂
April 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My seniors on my staff are leaving soon and while I'm going to be sad when they're (one, maybe two) gone, I know I have made an impression on their lives when I get a text that says "They keep Nola in for 5 innings after giving up 4 runs" as Joe Ross went into the game 😂
Put Taijuan Walker in
April 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Put Taijuan Walker in
Aaron Nola killed the Pope
April 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Aaron Nola killed the Pope
Damn where's Hooter? The disrespect
Can't have a birthday party without a birthday cake!
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Damn where's Hooter? The disrespect
What is this "everyone but Kruk" booth?????
April 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What is this "everyone but Kruk" booth?????
They said, "Sir, sir why is she bringing back the car thread? Did MS-13 damage her car? And we have looked into this very strongly, let me tell you, very strongly and this car, Sleepy Joe in particular, allowed this to happen when he let Hunter—oh little Hunter where are you—build that car."
April 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They said, "Sir, sir why is she bringing back the car thread? Did MS-13 damage her car? And we have looked into this very strongly, let me tell you, very strongly and this car, Sleepy Joe in particular, allowed this to happen when he let Hunter—oh little Hunter where are you—build that car."
Is JT growing a mustache???????
April 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is JT growing a mustache???????
Nola is so bad JT gave up on him
April 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nola is so bad JT gave up on him
"No, JT, it's in the New Testament. If his name is Jesus, the adulterous threesome is totally Forgiven!"
April 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"No, JT, it's in the New Testament. If his name is Jesus, the adulterous threesome is totally Forgiven!"
Learning a lot this morning about how laxatives work and that they're not like Tylenol where you just "toss a few back, it's fine."
April 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Learning a lot this morning about how laxatives work and that they're not like Tylenol where you just "toss a few back, it's fine."