They said, "Sir, sir why is she bringing back the car thread? Did MS-13 damage her car? And we have looked into this very strongly, let me tell you, very strongly and this car, Sleepy Joe in particular, allowed this to happen when he let Hunter—oh little Hunter where are you—build that car."

Learning a lot this morning about how laxatives work and that they're not like Tylenol where you just "toss a few back, it's fine."

When the ball is right down the middle but the umpire hasn't seen anything since he looked directly at the eclipse in 2017

I Shazam'd last night:

Just a regular day for me ($67 for a cheesesteak and a souvenir drink????????)

Lawn it is

Invite me somewhere nice

Made my second car payment yesterday!

@frogs.bsky.social This is the last time I can use this

One of my gen Z employees told me Tyson starts "probably" at 11pm and I said "11PM?!"