hey tik tok, i don’t give a flying fuck that i just started a streak with someone. get the graphic off my screen, please
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
hey tik tok, i don’t give a flying fuck that i just started a streak with someone. get the graphic off my screen, please
i’m not very snacky. unless it’s 1am. then i want a quesadilla and whatever other salty snack i can find
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
i’m not very snacky. unless it’s 1am. then i want a quesadilla and whatever other salty snack i can find
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“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
we talk about DEI, but no one wants to talk about veteran preference hiring. i’ve never lost a job to a less qualified bipoc candidate, but a less qualified vet?👀 i 100% think vets should have some hiring benefits, but if we want to have an actual conversation about hiring, let’s be honest.
October 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we talk about DEI, but no one wants to talk about veteran preference hiring. i’ve never lost a job to a less qualified bipoc candidate, but a less qualified vet?👀 i 100% think vets should have some hiring benefits, but if we want to have an actual conversation about hiring, let’s be honest.
online dating is a cesspool
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
online dating is a cesspool
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
October 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
if you’re ever feeling like things are going TOO well or maybe you’re TOO happy, may i suggest the films of harmony korine as an anecdote? specifically his early works. “julien donkey-boy” was a rough fuckin watch harmony
October 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
if you’re ever feeling like things are going TOO well or maybe you’re TOO happy, may i suggest the films of harmony korine as an anecdote? specifically his early works. “julien donkey-boy” was a rough fuckin watch harmony
i want a documentary about how damaging online sleuths are to legitimate investigations
October 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i want a documentary about how damaging online sleuths are to legitimate investigations
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Hard to blame the Democrats for the shutdown when you're in charge of all 3 branches of government, plus the Supreme Court.
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hard to blame the Democrats for the shutdown when you're in charge of all 3 branches of government, plus the Supreme Court.
crying driving home from my federal job today 💔
October 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
crying driving home from my federal job today 💔
i took my bra off and threw it at the stage during a rock concert last night. if our grandmas were cool enough to do it for elvis and the beatles, i can do it too
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i took my bra off and threw it at the stage during a rock concert last night. if our grandmas were cool enough to do it for elvis and the beatles, i can do it too
a girl just came in saying she “loves low rise jeans” but like ??? babe. those are midrise at the LOWEST. no one makes a true low rise anymore (and thank god tbf)
September 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
a girl just came in saying she “loves low rise jeans” but like ??? babe. those are midrise at the LOWEST. no one makes a true low rise anymore (and thank god tbf)
my headcannon is that penny lane and william from “almost famous” stayed in contact. they genuinely love one another as human beings, and while they don’t see one another often, they always know how the other is doing
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
my headcannon is that penny lane and william from “almost famous” stayed in contact. they genuinely love one another as human beings, and while they don’t see one another often, they always know how the other is doing
i apologize to everyone.
i shouldn’t be held responsible for who i become when foxy shazam releases new music.
so i’m apologizing preemptively
i shouldn’t be held responsible for who i become when foxy shazam releases new music.
so i’m apologizing preemptively
August 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i apologize to everyone.
i shouldn’t be held responsible for who i become when foxy shazam releases new music.
so i’m apologizing preemptively
i shouldn’t be held responsible for who i become when foxy shazam releases new music.
so i’m apologizing preemptively
my favorite genre of break up song is the ones where they absolutely drag their former partner. get messy bb i’m here for it
August 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
my favorite genre of break up song is the ones where they absolutely drag their former partner. get messy bb i’m here for it
the new king of the hill season is healing me
August 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the new king of the hill season is healing me
my granddad died this morning. we weren’t close, i ultimately don’t mourn him. but it’s such a weird mixed bag of feelings when someone you’re supposed to love, but don’t even like, dies
July 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
my granddad died this morning. we weren’t close, i ultimately don’t mourn him. but it’s such a weird mixed bag of feelings when someone you’re supposed to love, but don’t even like, dies
i cant fix other people.
i cant fix other people.
I cant fix other people.
i CANT fix other people.
i cant FIX other people.
i cant fix OTHER people.
i cant fix other PEOPLE.
i cant fix other people.
I cant fix other people.
i CANT fix other people.
i cant FIX other people.
i cant fix OTHER people.
i cant fix other PEOPLE.
July 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i cant fix other people.
i cant fix other people.
I cant fix other people.
i CANT fix other people.
i cant FIX other people.
i cant fix OTHER people.
i cant fix other PEOPLE.
i cant fix other people.
I cant fix other people.
i CANT fix other people.
i cant FIX other people.
i cant fix OTHER people.
i cant fix other PEOPLE.
i’m at a funeral and the friggen kid in front of me keeps trying to bite who i assume is his grandma. and i swear to god if i didn’t worry that someone would call the police I would bite the shit out of that little mother fucker.
July 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i’m at a funeral and the friggen kid in front of me keeps trying to bite who i assume is his grandma. and i swear to god if i didn’t worry that someone would call the police I would bite the shit out of that little mother fucker.
i once accidentally wore white to a wedding. i packed at like 2am and didn’t pay ANY attention to which dress i grabbed. this was like 8 years ago and i still absolutely cringe every time i think of it or see the bride. i feel like i should apologize but i genuinely don’t know how to
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i once accidentally wore white to a wedding. i packed at like 2am and didn’t pay ANY attention to which dress i grabbed. this was like 8 years ago and i still absolutely cringe every time i think of it or see the bride. i feel like i should apologize but i genuinely don’t know how to
i dont want to burden people with my thoughts, and posting them seems boring. all week i’ve been trying to figure out a way to express myself in a way that doesn’t bore people. in the shower I came up with a journal.
i’m such a fucking idiot. journaling was right there the whole time
i’m such a fucking idiot. journaling was right there the whole time
June 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i dont want to burden people with my thoughts, and posting them seems boring. all week i’ve been trying to figure out a way to express myself in a way that doesn’t bore people. in the shower I came up with a journal.
i’m such a fucking idiot. journaling was right there the whole time
i’m such a fucking idiot. journaling was right there the whole time
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
every day i live in southern utah reinforces that my mom loves me, but she doesn’t like me.
June 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
every day i live in southern utah reinforces that my mom loves me, but she doesn’t like me.
drop acid, not bombs
June 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
drop acid, not bombs