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My distaste for viral food trends targeting children (Prime and Mr. Beast can suck a fart) aside, this is pretty good .
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My distaste for viral food trends targeting children (Prime and Mr. Beast can suck a fart) aside, this is pretty good .
Since we're in a tiny town where almost everyone's a pioneer descendent, it's also a little like this.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Since we're in a tiny town where almost everyone's a pioneer descendent, it's also a little like this.
One of my favorite local design decisions is the taco place that chose the Chinese-restaurant-in-the-80s font.
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One of my favorite local design decisions is the taco place that chose the Chinese-restaurant-in-the-80s font.
It's a guy who drives this bullshit.
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's a guy who drives this bullshit.
I will admit that Mimi Treats -- saltine crackers, cheddar cheese and marshmallows microwaved briefly -- were never my bag, but even when she wasn't really eating anymore she took a bite an eager grandchild made her because that's the kind of grandma she was.
October 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I will admit that Mimi Treats -- saltine crackers, cheddar cheese and marshmallows microwaved briefly -- were never my bag, but even when she wasn't really eating anymore she took a bite an eager grandchild made her because that's the kind of grandma she was.
Bed time is the best time for face wrestling.
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Bed time is the best time for face wrestling.
I was gifted a new cookbook. The illustrations are fun and Jared says it's legit recipes from his youth, but there's no Funeral Potatoes or Hawaiian Haystacks, so I dunno.
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I was gifted a new cookbook. The illustrations are fun and Jared says it's legit recipes from his youth, but there's no Funeral Potatoes or Hawaiian Haystacks, so I dunno.
In real life they're fine, just shorter than I intended so I'm being a big freak about them.
September 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In real life they're fine, just shorter than I intended so I'm being a big freak about them.
My niece did my hair and now I guess I need to do something about my roots.
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My niece did my hair and now I guess I need to do something about my roots.
My husband said I looked like Harry Potter and one of the Grown Girls said I look like "the razor hands guy" but my 11 year old says she loves this shirt and is insanely jealous.
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My husband said I looked like Harry Potter and one of the Grown Girls said I look like "the razor hands guy" but my 11 year old says she loves this shirt and is insanely jealous.
We invited this lost dog into the office and he peed on my bag.
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We invited this lost dog into the office and he peed on my bag.
Big night for animal dispatches. Puppy is the outbuilding that treed my cat for 5 hours and almost killed him, so don't feel bad for Puppy, he's a big dumb idiot and probably deserved it.
September 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Big night for animal dispatches. Puppy is the outbuilding that treed my cat for 5 hours and almost killed him, so don't feel bad for Puppy, he's a big dumb idiot and probably deserved it.
My husband doesn't believe that his mom has a semi-feral cat that has lived mostly under her bed for ten years, but I've spent so much time sitting quietly in here that I have seen and touched the very real cat so I sent him proof.
September 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My husband doesn't believe that his mom has a semi-feral cat that has lived mostly under her bed for ten years, but I've spent so much time sitting quietly in here that I have seen and touched the very real cat so I sent him proof.
Me: I legit want to keep that mummy frog.
Husband: I know you do. That's why I had a cow when I saw it.
Husband: I know you do. That's why I had a cow when I saw it.
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Me: I legit want to keep that mummy frog.
Husband: I know you do. That's why I had a cow when I saw it.
Husband: I know you do. That's why I had a cow when I saw it.
One time a landlord left me a no exaggeration 4 minute message letting me know he'd been in my apartment without notice wherein he used the phrase "California hotpatch" no less than 15 times. Anyways, I'm California hotpatching the shit out of my walls.
September 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
One time a landlord left me a no exaggeration 4 minute message letting me know he'd been in my apartment without notice wherein he used the phrase "California hotpatch" no less than 15 times. Anyways, I'm California hotpatching the shit out of my walls.
Confirming once again that someone's tweaker cousin did all the renovations in my house, there's a spackle chunk acting as a support in the long desk.
September 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Confirming once again that someone's tweaker cousin did all the renovations in my house, there's a spackle chunk acting as a support in the long desk.
I've been feeling kind of stagnant so last night before bed I started doing some demolition on the stupid little triangle built in shelves next to my bed.
September 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've been feeling kind of stagnant so last night before bed I started doing some demolition on the stupid little triangle built in shelves next to my bed.
Kinda gross but mostly funny, the sun has been revealing that Maude's poops are just trojan horses for things she shouldn't have eaten. Recent discoveries: armchair stuffing, several paper towels, and most impressively a whole frog.
August 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Kinda gross but mostly funny, the sun has been revealing that Maude's poops are just trojan horses for things she shouldn't have eaten. Recent discoveries: armchair stuffing, several paper towels, and most impressively a whole frog.
Sterling (pronounced "Dterling" for maximum goofiness) is a weird, crusty little guy with unsettlinly long toes, but is also the sweetest guy on the planet.
August 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sterling (pronounced "Dterling" for maximum goofiness) is a weird, crusty little guy with unsettlinly long toes, but is also the sweetest guy on the planet.
On Friday my husband was chased and cornered inside a stranger's house for an hour by a swarm of Danger Bees. Today he met a Sonoran Coral Snake. Adding the latter to the Arizona Murder Critters list even though my quick google says they're shy and secretive in addition to being venomous.
August 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
On Friday my husband was chased and cornered inside a stranger's house for an hour by a swarm of Danger Bees. Today he met a Sonoran Coral Snake. Adding the latter to the Arizona Murder Critters list even though my quick google says they're shy and secretive in addition to being venomous.
What's Peter Gabriel up to, you ask? Just regular stuff: writing, recording, creating an Interspecies Internet.
August 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What's Peter Gabriel up to, you ask? Just regular stuff: writing, recording, creating an Interspecies Internet.
Favorite Mechanic is very funny and chill about his criminal record.
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Favorite Mechanic is very funny and chill about his criminal record.
Rufous hummingbird party at the cabin. Bossy orange boys chase the girls away.
August 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Rufous hummingbird party at the cabin. Bossy orange boys chase the girls away.
The fruit from the backyard wants to be a thrift store painting so bad.
July 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The fruit from the backyard wants to be a thrift store painting so bad.
It was puppy tutoring day and now my house is full of doped up coneheads.
July 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It was puppy tutoring day and now my house is full of doped up coneheads.