you asked grok, well I looked at the entrails of a sacrificial dove and its liver and intestines told me to tell you to shut up and that was worth dying for

Not to be too 🔮, but if you stay another night, maybe you should give her an offering

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I guess 4 on meeting in person, 1 after a glass of wine?

you're going to regret telling me this when I quit being a novelist and just write a dumb advice book called something like DIGITAL INTIMACIES: UNLOCKING THE PASSWORDS OF LOVE

if i was on dating apps, every man would unmatch me because I would demand to see all psn usernames/xboxgamertags.

I'm not going to be at tomorrow's open house (20 October from 6-7 pm Central), but anything I can tell you about the fiction side of things--I am 70% sure I'm teaching workshop next fall--ask

Reminder that RAVISHING is available for preorder and if you DO preorder you can get a special sticker sheet designed by @shebani. You can also add the book on GR, tell your local library/indie, and share this post! TIA for supporting this brown, chronically ill writer.

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i will lock all of you in a burning house and the prizes for getting out of it is the chance to preorder my next book and internet clout