A lot of Americans don't know this, but the winner of the Canadian election will be required live in a small cottage located in the backyard of the palace where the viceroy to the King of England lives.

The cottage just recently got a new wifi router, which was very exciting for all Canadians.

So, hey people in the rural parts of Ontario who don’t love “Citiots” and paying for things you don’t use, this means you are also paying for this luxury spa in Toronto! Enjoy the $200 Ford plans on giving you as a bribe that comes from…let’s see…your tax payer dollars! It’s a two-for!

These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires