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Sarah
@megamew.bsky.social
Cats. Dogs. Beer. Birds. Running. Bread baking. Weightlifting. Yoga. Crime drama. Progressive. Pro-choice. Climate anxiety. MHT to DCA.
Melon Ball luff you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why are Buy Nothing people the biggest flakes? Lady canceled on me yesterday. I just brought the lamp inside because she never came today and it rained. “She got a flat tire” so now she’s coming tonight. I’m doubtful, plus this wet lamp is going to short circuit on her when she turns it on anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m leaning big into festive holiday beverages this year. Give me all the gingerbread lattes, the peppermint mochas, the hot spiced ciders, the mulled wines, the eggnogs, the cranberry martinis, the apple cinnamon teas, and winter beers.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Could anyone use some Melon Ball? She’s available for playdates.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Does anyone use Empower instead of Uber or Lyft? I’ve been trying to use them because the drivers keep more of their earnings, but it also seems like they’re bottom tier. The other day I got a driver who REEKED of BO and talked at me about Teslas, lithium batteries and hyper cars for the whole ride.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Everything is terrible, I have a need to sign up for a cute but insipid craft project at a brewery.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Sarah
mfs be like "how do you expect to get men onto the left if you are constantly demonizing things which are universally loved by all men" and the thing in question is hitler
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hello friends. All I have to offer today is a photo of Melon Ball.
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Melon Ball luff you no matter what.
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Unclear if Safeway will vaccinate anyone regardless of qualifying preexisting conditions, but it’s worth a try for those of us who don’t have any. Wild times we’re living through when getting vaccinated is an act of resistance.
September 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We’ve lived 18 yrs in our home w/ original 70s kitchen and bathrooms. Since our 2nd BR ceiling collapsed, we decided to finally remodel our upstairs bath too. That was a long preamble to announce that I’m getting a Toto washlet! Everything else will be mid, so the fancy toilet is our one big upgrade
August 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I hate when I’m out on a walk and I see some cool flora or fauna but I can’t REALLY see it because I’m not wearing my glasses. Guess I’ll have to id this snake later based on vibes.
August 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There’s a goddamn busybody in my yoga class who commandeered the substitute instructor to make everyone rearrange their mat to face the direction that the Saturday instructor (who I don’t like at all) insists upon. Like stfu Susan just rest or stretch quietly like everyone else does before class.
August 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I made it to the to of the waitlist and I am ready for a @carlhiaasen.com adventure!
#libbyapp #publiclibrary
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Melon Ball is on patrol! #pocketbullies #rescuedogs
July 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are hosting two 20 year old girls (our niece and her friend) and they are adorable and so much fun. The friend was telling us how her grandparents moved to one of those old people communities for people over 50 and uhhh ☠️
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anyone know why it smells like smoke outside? I’m not seeing anything about it but it’s pretty strong. #Arlingtonva #southarlington #NoVA #DMV #DC
July 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Floopy boobs need to be aired out. #dogs #rescuedogs #pocketbullies
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anyone else use their Capital One account to autopay recurring bills? Because whatever changes they made to that system are shady af. The money comes out of my account when the check is cut, it takes FOREVER to arrive, and then I seem to have no way of determining if the check was actually cashed.
July 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Someone is happy we’re home. #Caturday
June 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I like to get myself fancy coffee drinks as treats on roadtrips but because that’s the only time I drink them, I’m really bad at ordering. I get so overwhelmed when it’s not my usual regular drip coffee with a little 2% milk and end up with these gross creations.
June 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My sister stopped by our house to check on the cats while we’re gone and discovered the entire ceiling in our guest bedroom/my office had collapsed. So, as you might guess, our vacation is going spectacularly.
June 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have rediscovered Grape Nuts for breakfast. They have vitamins and minerals, fiber, and a bit of protein and they keep me full all morning. I like them hot with berries mixed in, a splat of Greek yogurt, and maple syrup on top. Everything old is new again.
June 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Calgon, take me away!
June 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why do they pretend that money means anything when DOGE cost us millions and found nothing, millions were spent on a birthday parade no one attended, and now we’re spending probably billions a day on a war nobody wanted.
June 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM