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Sarah
@megamew.bsky.social
Cats. Dogs. Beer. Birds. Running. Bread baking. Weightlifting. Yoga. Crime drama. Progressive. Pro-choice. Climate anxiety. MHT to DCA.
Melon Ball luff you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Could anyone use some Melon Ball? She’s available for playdates.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s giving Blofeld/Dr. Evil
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hello friends. All I have to offer today is a photo of Melon Ball.
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Melon Ball luff you no matter what.
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I made it to the to of the waitlist and I am ready for a @carlhiaasen.com adventure!
#libbyapp #publiclibrary
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Melon Ball is on patrol! #pocketbullies #rescuedogs
July 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Floopy boobs need to be aired out. #dogs #rescuedogs #pocketbullies
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Someone is happy we’re home. #Caturday
June 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My sister stopped by our house to check on the cats while we’re gone and discovered the entire ceiling in our guest bedroom/my office had collapsed. So, as you might guess, our vacation is going spectacularly.
June 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One of the problems with Threads is that it’s full of the worst kind of tedious gatekeeping pick me white women “allies.” No one is asking for a bounce house in LA.
June 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I bought a nice brush for the cats and now they gather every night for bedtime brushes. The crowd seems to love it. #Caturday
May 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Melon Ball had a blast at the indoor dog playground/bar for humans. The white and brindle dog took a liking to her and they kept sneaking make out sessions. #dogs #rescuedogs #pocketbully
April 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bedtime beans!
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They should just let you use this stuff when you have to prep for a colonoscopy.
March 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Poor Melon Ball. Despite being a Georgia peach by origin, her adorable smoosh face is utterly unsuited to warm weather. She has been alternating between torpor and panting all day, so I caved and turned on the air. #pocketbully #rescuedog #pocketpittie #americanbully #dogs
March 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My recent bloodwork showed that I have basically zero immunity against measles and my dr advised me to schedule an MMR vax asap. With confirmed cases in the DC area, I’m not fluffing around. If you are around my age (~50) talk to your dr or maybe just head over to Costco for a vaccination.
March 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Someone’s feeling chill this morning. #pocketbully #americanbully #pocketpittie #pocketpitbull #rescuedogs
March 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’ve always been mildly envious that Maryland has such an iconic flag, so it’s cool to see the Virginia state flag have its moment. As seen on my run this afternoon.
March 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We have friends in town and are walking the monuments at night and I was completely unprepared for how many teenagers would be out and about. Like thousands.
February 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Melon Ball derped her first professional modeling gig, but we love her anyway. #pocketbullies #americanbully #pocketpittie #rescuedogs
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is Melon Ball’s happy face. #pocketbully #americanbully #rescuedogs
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A totally normal way to relax on the couch.
February 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Miso Tahini Squash and Kale Soup (to which I threw in a stray zucchini, a jalapeño, and cilantro because I used pho broth). www.epicurious.com/recipes/food...
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ma’am. I regret to inform you that you were in no way an atheist if you were converted to join a mega church by the same fog used by middle school dance DJs.
February 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM