Still my favorite scene from any of them…😈🔥

Particularly fitting for the current season!

Jesus fucking Christ.

When James Van Der Douche (a reference to his peak role in Kesha’s music video for the song “Blow”) is having to auction off his own shit from his career in entertainment to pay for cancer treatment, that’s a big fucking problem.

He’s suing California because he’s a fucking baby who can’t handle the prospect that he might lose at his own stupid fucking game (he didn’t understand this basic concept.)

Wait, I’m not fucking done: I have worked really fucking hard to stay alive since 2020, and there’s been a lot of times that I came too fucking close to *NOT* making it.

You and the 7 other senators who voted for that piece of shit just put that work in the proverbial radioactive dumpster fire.

Oh, and one more thing, @kaine.senate.gov: thanks for fucking over 15 million+ Americans so your old ass can live comfortably on our fucking dollars for the rest of your pathetic fucking life. If I had a dick, I’d tell you to suck it, but, since I don’t…

I hope you find LEGO in every shoe you wear every single day.

I hope you step on a Lite Brite peg every single time you get out of bed for any reason, day or night.

I hope your McDonald’s coffee is both too cold and too hot at the same time.

I hope nobody acknowledges your existence ever again.

I wish I could block them in multiple ways, if you know what I mean.

…how much we could be paid as fucking travel nurses!

The airlines whine that they are seeing their astronomical profits take a little toll? FOLD LIKE A FUCKING CONTORTIONIST!

Nevermind that it comes at the expense of literally everyone in the fucking country that isn’t fucking loaded.