Megaholt 𓅃
@megaholt.medsky.social
Evil twin. BSc, BSN, CCRN. Owned by 3 floofs. Spartan + Bluejay, married to a Coug. Detroit is home, and I love it here. #MedSky #NurseSky
Me after reading that first “Key point”
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Me after reading that first “Key point”
Or our dad, who-despite his flaws when we were growing up-is the best dad ever, and would still do anything in the world for us.
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Or our dad, who-despite his flaws when we were growing up-is the best dad ever, and would still do anything in the world for us.
Or the brave boy who survived sepsis nearly 11 months ago-like a champion…and his incredible, brave, strong, brilliant mama, who is my better half and best friend.
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Or the brave boy who survived sepsis nearly 11 months ago-like a champion…and his incredible, brave, strong, brilliant mama, who is my better half and best friend.
It says that you see me as so irretrievably broken that you would rather risk your child dying than have them turn out like me.
Or the tiny human who brought me a picture she colored especially for her titi so I could see how much she loves me.
Or the tiny human who brought me a picture she colored especially for her titi so I could see how much she loves me.
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It says that you see me as so irretrievably broken that you would rather risk your child dying than have them turn out like me.
Or the tiny human who brought me a picture she colored especially for her titi so I could see how much she loves me.
Or the tiny human who brought me a picture she colored especially for her titi so I could see how much she loves me.
Still my favorite scene from any of them…😈🔥
Particularly fitting for the current season!
Particularly fitting for the current season!
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Still my favorite scene from any of them…😈🔥
Particularly fitting for the current season!
Particularly fitting for the current season!
(It was not fun.)
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
(It was not fun.)
This ferocious panther sends calming purrs and gentle headbonks and definitely no yells in your face for food.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This ferocious panther sends calming purrs and gentle headbonks and definitely no yells in your face for food.
Umm…uhhhh…maybe my EM colleagues would like to weigh in on this?
Because my first thought was…
www.ems1.com/legislation-...
Because my first thought was…
www.ems1.com/legislation-...
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Umm…uhhhh…maybe my EM colleagues would like to weigh in on this?
Because my first thought was…
www.ems1.com/legislation-...
Because my first thought was…
www.ems1.com/legislation-...
Schrödinger earned his name when he found a hole in the fascia of our bathroom cabinet that we didn’t know existed, and crawled into it. It took us nearly 3 hours to find him (because he sneezed), and we had to take apart the whole cabinet to get him out.
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Schrödinger earned his name when he found a hole in the fascia of our bathroom cabinet that we didn’t know existed, and crawled into it. It took us nearly 3 hours to find him (because he sneezed), and we had to take apart the whole cabinet to get him out.
Jesus fucking Christ.
When James Van Der Douche (a reference to his peak role in Kesha’s music video for the song “Blow”) is having to auction off his own shit from his career in entertainment to pay for cancer treatment, that’s a big fucking problem.
When James Van Der Douche (a reference to his peak role in Kesha’s music video for the song “Blow”) is having to auction off his own shit from his career in entertainment to pay for cancer treatment, that’s a big fucking problem.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Jesus fucking Christ.
When James Van Der Douche (a reference to his peak role in Kesha’s music video for the song “Blow”) is having to auction off his own shit from his career in entertainment to pay for cancer treatment, that’s a big fucking problem.
When James Van Der Douche (a reference to his peak role in Kesha’s music video for the song “Blow”) is having to auction off his own shit from his career in entertainment to pay for cancer treatment, that’s a big fucking problem.
I have 5 years, and not easy ones, either…and yet…somehow.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I have 5 years, and not easy ones, either…and yet…somehow.
Same. I have 5 years on that bro, and he lived in my state.
How the hell do I have 5 years of…not easy life on that dude and still look younger than him?!
How the hell do I have 5 years of…not easy life on that dude and still look younger than him?!
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Same. I have 5 years on that bro, and he lived in my state.
How the hell do I have 5 years of…not easy life on that dude and still look younger than him?!
How the hell do I have 5 years of…not easy life on that dude and still look younger than him?!
He’s the same age as my cousin, and yet, my cousin looks way younger than he does…and it’s not just the costume that is making him look that way, either!
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
He’s the same age as my cousin, and yet, my cousin looks way younger than he does…and it’s not just the costume that is making him look that way, either!
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
He’s suing California because he’s a fucking baby who can’t handle the prospect that he might lose at his own stupid fucking game (he didn’t understand this basic concept.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
He’s suing California because he’s a fucking baby who can’t handle the prospect that he might lose at his own stupid fucking game (he didn’t understand this basic concept.)
Here are 2 of my 3 cats lounging!
BoboCat is the cream and cinnamon ragdoll, and Apple is the young void who is mid-yawn!
BoboCat is the cream and cinnamon ragdoll, and Apple is the young void who is mid-yawn!
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Here are 2 of my 3 cats lounging!
BoboCat is the cream and cinnamon ragdoll, and Apple is the young void who is mid-yawn!
BoboCat is the cream and cinnamon ragdoll, and Apple is the young void who is mid-yawn!
I made more bread.
It’s a LORGE LOAF.
It’s the same recipe as the other one I made the other day, but I rolled it out, put some butter and cinnamon sugar on the inside, and then rolled it up.
Put some butter and cinnamon sugar on top of it, and now, I have a fucking behemoth loaf!
It’s a LORGE LOAF.
It’s the same recipe as the other one I made the other day, but I rolled it out, put some butter and cinnamon sugar on the inside, and then rolled it up.
Put some butter and cinnamon sugar on top of it, and now, I have a fucking behemoth loaf!
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I made more bread.
It’s a LORGE LOAF.
It’s the same recipe as the other one I made the other day, but I rolled it out, put some butter and cinnamon sugar on the inside, and then rolled it up.
Put some butter and cinnamon sugar on top of it, and now, I have a fucking behemoth loaf!
It’s a LORGE LOAF.
It’s the same recipe as the other one I made the other day, but I rolled it out, put some butter and cinnamon sugar on the inside, and then rolled it up.
Put some butter and cinnamon sugar on top of it, and now, I have a fucking behemoth loaf!
It’s difficult to sleep on my left side because of the nerve damage from being hit by the truck, and it’s difficult to sleep on the right side now because I got vaccinated for flu and Covid on Tuesday…and despite getting one in each arm, my right arm has a rock hard welt and a bruise like no other.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It’s difficult to sleep on my left side because of the nerve damage from being hit by the truck, and it’s difficult to sleep on the right side now because I got vaccinated for flu and Covid on Tuesday…and despite getting one in each arm, my right arm has a rock hard welt and a bruise like no other.
Ooh goodness! I made a pretty loaf of bread tonight!
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ooh goodness! I made a pretty loaf of bread tonight!
To claim it as such is to say that any sort of hyperbolic statement is inherently dangerous or harmful. It would mean that this from Bob’s Burgers would be a threat (which-I’m stating clearly now-it isn’t. I’m not threatening anyone.) @bsky.app @support.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
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November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
To claim it as such is to say that any sort of hyperbolic statement is inherently dangerous or harmful. It would mean that this from Bob’s Burgers would be a threat (which-I’m stating clearly now-it isn’t. I’m not threatening anyone.) @bsky.app @support.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
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We harness our cats when we go to bed; we started doing it as a way to help calm down this guy when he was a kitten so we could get some sleep, but since then, we’ve kept doing it, because we figured out that he absolutely flips his shit when the fire alarm goes off.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
We harness our cats when we go to bed; we started doing it as a way to help calm down this guy when he was a kitten so we could get some sleep, but since then, we’ve kept doing it, because we figured out that he absolutely flips his shit when the fire alarm goes off.
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