elise
@mediocrebottle.bsky.social
she/they ⚡️ iowa
cats • crafts • jurassic park
cats • crafts • jurassic park
guys 🥹
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog
I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog
I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭
May 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
guys 🥹
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog
I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog
I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭
i have a fever but I also want one of those Dubai chocolate cups so bad man
May 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i have a fever but I also want one of those Dubai chocolate cups so bad man
I’ve been playing Disney dreamlight valley since like 9am
May 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ve been playing Disney dreamlight valley since like 9am
I just finished Fourth Wing and well…. iykyk so I started crying bc I thought Iron Flame wasn’t on KU
May 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I just finished Fourth Wing and well…. iykyk so I started crying bc I thought Iron Flame wasn’t on KU
“JUrRaSsIC wOrLd suX im a ReAl FaN clASSics OnLy weirdo”
me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃
me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃
a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .
ALT: a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .
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May 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“JUrRaSsIC wOrLd suX im a ReAl FaN clASSics OnLy weirdo”
me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃
me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃
Tairn 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍
finally reading fourth wing
Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tairn 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍
finally reading fourth wing
Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
May 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
finally reading fourth wing
Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
spent well over a year putting off making my yard pretty because I thought I had two hard-to-get-rid-of, invasive plants (tree of heaven and Japanese knotweed) growing outside… i have neither. it’s actually not even close so…. iDk what’s wrong with me either
May 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
spent well over a year putting off making my yard pretty because I thought I had two hard-to-get-rid-of, invasive plants (tree of heaven and Japanese knotweed) growing outside… i have neither. it’s actually not even close so…. iDk what’s wrong with me either
sigh…. my kids discovered Für Elise
May 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
sigh…. my kids discovered Für Elise
anyway no I’m not painting but I am planning
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
anyway no I’m not painting but I am planning
just learned you CAN paint a small, windless room a dark color without it feeling smaller simply by painting the ceiling the same color. and also the rule is if a room has a door, it doesn’t have to “flow” with the color scheme of the rest of the house. I mean personally idc but makes sense lol
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
just learned you CAN paint a small, windless room a dark color without it feeling smaller simply by painting the ceiling the same color. and also the rule is if a room has a door, it doesn’t have to “flow” with the color scheme of the rest of the house. I mean personally idc but makes sense lol
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all this blue prince talk got me thinking about how u were my foundation. u tried to understand me but i never let you past my antechamber. i wish i had some ivory dice to redraft our relationship. no need to respond but just know u never need a key to open my sanctum doors
May 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
all this blue prince talk got me thinking about how u were my foundation. u tried to understand me but i never let you past my antechamber. i wish i had some ivory dice to redraft our relationship. no need to respond but just know u never need a key to open my sanctum doors
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Celebrating 555+ followers with a free cross-stitch pattern: Out of This World! 🪡
Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍
You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!
Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍
You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!
April 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Celebrating 555+ followers with a free cross-stitch pattern: Out of This World! 🪡
Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍
You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!
Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍
You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!
friends with partners/housemates that work graveyard shifts….
When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?
“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness
When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?
“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness
April 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
friends with partners/housemates that work graveyard shifts….
When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?
“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness
When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?
“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness
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Spinosaurus looking FAAAABULOUUUUS!
April 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Spinosaurus looking FAAAABULOUUUUS!
I finished the second book I am absolutely devastated
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
April 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I finished the second book I am absolutely devastated
it’s okay, this is a safe space, you can say it
Caesar salad dressing is gross
Caesar salad dressing is gross
April 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it’s okay, this is a safe space, you can say it
Caesar salad dressing is gross
Caesar salad dressing is gross
devoured this. it is vile and so so good. thankfully there’s a second 🤭
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
April 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
devoured this. it is vile and so so good. thankfully there’s a second 🤭
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
my kids are older and I’m still trying to hold onto that “holiday magic” but idk throwing like 25 eggs around outside at midnight (a handful of them are actually empty) with my husband might be magic for ME rather than the kids lmao
April 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
my kids are older and I’m still trying to hold onto that “holiday magic” but idk throwing like 25 eggs around outside at midnight (a handful of them are actually empty) with my husband might be magic for ME rather than the kids lmao
you know what our cottagecore/grandmillenial/whimsical fairy eclectic maximalist friends are sleeping on?
✨ Daisy Kingdom ✨
let me explain
✨ Daisy Kingdom ✨
let me explain
April 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
you know what our cottagecore/grandmillenial/whimsical fairy eclectic maximalist friends are sleeping on?
✨ Daisy Kingdom ✨
let me explain
✨ Daisy Kingdom ✨
let me explain
I’m not saying there’s multiple trash cans (“waste basket” doesnt feel right either) on my thrifting white whale list but I am saying I found one of them today 🤭
April 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m not saying there’s multiple trash cans (“waste basket” doesnt feel right either) on my thrifting white whale list but I am saying I found one of them today 🤭
I sewed fabric napkins into a valance and idc if u think it’s tacky I’m obsessed, it’s literally my favorite thing in the house right now and i will 1000% be making more
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I sewed fabric napkins into a valance and idc if u think it’s tacky I’m obsessed, it’s literally my favorite thing in the house right now and i will 1000% be making more